this is like something out of parks and rec
me when anything even remotely inconvenient happens
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
Kitty: *Sits on the keyboard, making one long drawn out synthesized note while a human accompanies them on an acoustic guitar*
if this ain’t me
Licking up the tears
my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW
Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying
Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.
*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*
my idol
double textin someone while ignoring someone’s double texts
show-off
I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.
He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!


