livin la vida loca

this is like something out of parks and rec

me when anything even remotely inconvenient happens

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

Kitty: *Sits on the keyboard, making one long drawn out synthesized note while a human accompanies them on an acoustic guitar*

if this ain’t me

Licking up the tears

my friend showed me this video of his pet donkey greeting him when he returned home from college after a few months and you just have to watch it RIGHT NOW

Oh my god I thought this was going to be cute and heart warming and yeah it is but holy shit please turn the sound on I’m fucking dying

Donkeys have ZERO CHILL.

*distant screaming* *excited screeching, coming closer* *deep breath in* *SCREAM*

my idol

double textin someone while ignoring someone’s double texts

 show-off

I am Squidward Tentacles on so many levels.

He’s Squidward, you’re Squidward, I’m Squidward! We’re all squidward!