Today, Queen Elizabeth becomes longest-reigning UK monarch

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buddy of mine came across this dinosaur in the woods the other day

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Beautiful!!!

Being over 20 on tumblr:

Sometimes I want to say you’re cute on your selfie and I remember than you’re very young and I don’t wanna creep you out or feel creepy, so just know that I am 112% for you having excellent self esteem and feeling good about yourself

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I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

What a small penis looks like in Texas.

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Wtf???

When it’s too hot to cuddle…but you still wanna touch…

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Awwww

We just moved to a new house, and a friend who was helping us unpack started screaming “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to unpack this! I’m not doing this box!” She found my paper towel holder.

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My dad, the belly flop king, about to ruin my moms afternoon.

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I hope the neighborhood parents have a sense of humor

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My cat bent the blinds to look outside too.

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Gotta Love Shortcuts

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Oh You Poor Thing!

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Same.

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My favourite photos of Andy ;-; Part 1

My favourite photos of Andy part 2 ;-;