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*expresses a reason i’m upset* oh god im being manipulative aren’t I

imagine water didnt reflect shit n was clear always and you could look at the ocean from above and see literally every huge fucky looking thing that lives in it no matter how deep. you fly over the pacific once and never sleep again for the rest of your life. its really the little things that make this planet habitable huh

me, getting along well with my male coworkers:

being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit

fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass

someone please come lovingly hold my face. wash your hands before tho

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

This is the greatest thing Iv ever seen in my life I can die happy now

This is my kind of content.

That is a good loaf waiting patiently for a lift

loaft

I need this dog

I need this dog to know I love them

I need to know the name of this dog

@cryoverkiltmilk

His name is Prague!

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vantablack doge

anish kapoor is banned from petting this dog

This…is a hell hound.

I’ve never seen a dog so deserving of the gravitas of that title. Never in all my long life. Stunning.

And stop calling them fat.

Or stop giving the word fat a negative connotation . There’s nothing wrong with being or being called fat . Fat women are lit ,

IM GONNA START SAYING THIS

— Douglas Kennedy (via purplebuddhaquotes)

I know we can all relate to this one