down to earth

I would say closer to 99.5% of women don’t like him but the point still stands.

Reblog if you had a Tumblr for 5+ years

I was carrying a pack of paper towels back to my apartment. I set them down to reorganize the things in my arms and when I turned around there was a beast on my towels. I do not own or recognize the beast.

The beast wailed at me until I was forced to caress it.

oh so people have been making their nails look like pretty and polished stones, why am I only finding this out now!!!

Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever.

The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank, and whenever he pumps out a burst of electricity–either when he’s navigating his tank or getting fed–the meter lights up and makes noise. Sometimes, I’ll walk past him when he’s snuggled up and totally motionless on his log, and see the voltmeter going crazy.

I am left to assume that he is dreaming, and is sleep-zapping at the things in his dreams.

I am absolutely delighted to learn that electric eels dream of kicking ass.

[id: mock-up book cover featuring a curled up electric eel titled “Do Electric Eels Dream of Kickin Ass?” by Philip Kick.]/end id.

peace and love on planet earth

my fav conspiracy theory is that everything will turn out ok eventually

Uranium glass chandelier with black light bulbs.

via gothic home decor enthusiasts

Oh MY.

A cute goat sent you a message.

hell yeah

i want these on a blanket

Machine Girl - .​.​.​BECAUSE I'M YOUNG ARROGANT AND HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR (2017)

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MOOD

MOOOOOD

Every girl needs to choose exclusively two colors to base her entire life around. Mine are green and brown