Little-Bit-99

mount st helens joke for my pacific northwest followers

thank you

TIL astronaut Jack Schmidt discovered he was allergic to moon dust, which is a thing millions of other people have probably gone their whole lives never knowing.

Imagine being one of only twelve guys ever to have the honour of walking on the moon and then when you get there you're allergic to it.

NASA scientist: you’re back early

Jack Schmidt: moon’s an allergen

NASA scientist: ...what?

Jack Schmidt, loading an epipen and climbing back into the shuttle: moon’s an allergen

if one in twelve humans who have been on the moon was allergic to moon dust, that’s either a one-in-a-million chance or a VERY common allergy

The fact that it’s such a statistically useless sample is DEFINITELY driving a handful of very specialized scientists absolutely crazy

remember when my little pony had an actual brony character on the show, ‘broni friendzoni’, whos cutie mark was grumpy cat

why do stores always say ‘gifts for her’??? who is she? why are millions of americans being encouraged to buy gifts for this entity? someone explain

we must appease Her

FACTS!

Additions: if your viral load is suppressed by medication to the point it’s undetectable, it’s considered untransmittable, even without condoms. Children with HIV+ carriers are usually given medication when they’re born, to make sure any of the virus doesn’t take hold (which we also do to adults who fear they’ve been exposed, it’s called PEP ((Post Exposure Prophylaxis)), which is a month of medication and must be started within 72 hours of exposure).

(There’s also PreP - Pre Exposure Prophylaxis, which is taking medication if you feel you are at risk of being exposed to HIV, whether through sexual partners or sharing injection needles)

This is why we need universal free healthcare - so people can go on and have happy, healthy lives despite the HIV diagnosis. Nobody should die or live in fear when the treatment is so damn simple and effective.

love sleeping in guest bedrooms. they’re always just a Little off

blanket is tucked in too tight. headboard is too cold. fan is a little too loud. it’s incredible

lamp is just out of reach and it’s the only light in the room. the floor is carpeted but cold. it’s always 8 pm

I think we should let kids swear just a little bit

Hearing a 6 year old yell “fucking seabass” at his Nintendo switch is an experience I think everyone should have

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

Reblogging for some added help for the coming months

Oh OK then

I am screAMING

A kind person found a tired red-tailed bumblebee and offered her a bit of lavender 

(via)

Here’s a chonky alpaca 

(via)

Me introducing myself

Why am I laughing so much

frog with a blog

I went on a journey of self discovery today

where are all my glasses people

and don’t tell me to bring a lens wipe or you’re probably a newbie

Our secretary LITERALLY got me on the security cameras doing this exact thing

OMG HAHAHAHAHAH