*touching his extremely defined six pack* who did this to you.....
Promise you'll stop for me :(
Hi its the home owners association we’re just calling to let you know there’s a rare grub starving to death somewhere in your yard would you mind looking for it and tossing it some banana peels
when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow
oh i can’t fucking believe this. the gods—they smote me. just smited me out of the blue. i’ve been smit. they gave me absolutely no warning before smating me. smoted my guts all over the place. with thunderbolts and everything. absolutely smurted me
linguists and philosophers don’t know how this word works really
being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store
*proudly* there are even talks of freezing me in a glacier for one thousand years
i love flash drives theyre like small animals to me. like minnows
the same creature
i fucking hate frowning
pruane2
check out grinning, i know a guy who can help you really get into it
dont listen to grinheads like this. grinning is highly addictive and once it becomes routine for you youll be moving onto even harder stuff. 2 months later youll be straight up laughing or chuckling. smiling is much less harmful and its not chemically addictive
Queer as in gay, yes, but most importantly, queer as in unusual, strange, creepy, odd..
i don’t think sex on tv is appropriate unless you see the cock otherwise it’s manipulating the viewer and basically gaslighting the audience
What about violence in movies?
glad you asked. they also have to show cock.
trying to outsmoke a gnome by the creek but he keeps managing to distract me with his rosy cheeks and playful demeanor
every day i clock into the toxic sludge factory and make slimes and goos of all kinds
i dont want to be an adult i want to go to the shiny secondhand trinkets store and spend seven hundred dollars
god is hiding somewhere in here and he is only $4.99
