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very relatable screenshot here from Kevin’s latest bitlife video

To Be or Not To Be: The Significance of Dawson’s Creek’s Jack McPhee no one asked for this but here’s a presentation that I turned in for my gender studies class. i am forever absolutely consumed with love for him

forget daddy issues what the fuck does it mean if you’re attracted to dwight from the office cos mom i’m scared

neither a Jim nor a Pam, im a Stanley.

i finished watching new girl today and i came to the realization that i'm a terrible mix of jessica day and nick miller. it's like someone took all of their worst qualities and dumped it into a bowl to create me. so that's fun.

Am I going to listen to every sad song there is on Red and then watch every single heartbreaking episode of my favorite shows, specifically my favorite ships?

Yes. Yes I am. I will let you know if I survive

one of my favorite lines from schmidt in new girl will always be when cece says, “oh, i didn’t know you cared about nick & jess that much?” and schmidt’s like “are you kidding? he’s rough & tumble, she’s soft & sweet. i’ve been watching the two of them dance this dance for six years” and the entire time he is staring off into the distance like a shakespeare character monologuing, because schmidt’s the true fan girl

you can't help who you fall in love with.

whether it's because of the smile on their face or the way they laugh, you were meant to love this person, even if they didn't love you back.

they were not meant to love you, they were meant to teach you a lesson.

and i don't know what hurts more.

Instagram is depressing. I prefer tumblr where everyone is upfront about their misery and constant desire to die

always seeing posts about how its fucked that people born in the 2000s are like adults now and i think its time we reverse this. i dont think people born before 2000 are real

HEY WAIT A MINUTE!! Wasnt there a post like that? Like someone liveblogged being attacked and they just played possum because they felt awkward?? Or maybe they pretended to drown in someone’s pool just to be a dick and didn’t know when to stop until they were hidden in a closet. Or something

Am I making sense to anyone?

You are my hero for finding this

My favorite thing about this was the reply where they said she should hose herself down every night in the same clothes and stand outside the window of Janes house

THIS IS A REAL FUCKING COFFEE AU AND THE GUY IS A SIDE CHARACTER

imagine your otp

It just hit me....we’re on tumblr LMFAO

“I always look drop dead, stone cold amazing! Unlike Marshall who just looks…dead….stoned… and cold.”

How I Met Your Mother writers to their fans

Some of my favorite How I Met Your Mother series finale rage tweets