I was not built for this (getting out of bed)
sits on the floor and thinks about how the twins' extreme force sensitivity probably connected them before they even knew each other
🥺🥺😭😭😭
i love when ur inside chilling or cleaning and it suddenly starts raining hard as hell YESSSSS IM A LITTLE MOUSE IN A TREE HOLLOW HOUSE
THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY
WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)
HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎 - Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!) MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN
(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)
i’d be okay with my depression if it came with the blue tint from twilight, but alas i’m out here depressed in full contrast
summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually
i've experienced popping and cracking in all of the above so i wanna know how normal this is
o to be a mossball in the worshin machine
It’s extremely important that I tell you all that this seal is doing the ‘banana pose,’ something seals do when they are feeling particularly happy and relaxed. This seal, looking directly at the cat, is absolutely overwhelmed with Good Vibes, something we can all related to.
Idk about this one boys, Cookie Monster always refers to Cookie Monster's self as "Cookie Monster".
no he doesn’t. he refers to himself as “me.” elmo’s the one that talks in third person. that’s the joke. elmo doesn’t use pronouns and cookie monster is blue. how dare you assume i made this post and didnt know my fucking sesame street history. christ
big pest
the fact that the posts are three minutes apart









