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@lithiumhydroxide

Leem - 21 - he/she
i am normal and well-adjusted :)
spotify/stats fm/last fm: leem1022
eat shit and hair

George: "They transmuted me Jerry! Transmuted me!"

Jerry: "I know you needed cash but you can't just sign up for any old alchemical experiment! Those guys got no guild!"

Elaine: "Look on the bright side. Now that you're made of pure mercury, you can sleep in a barrel. Save a ton on rent."

(Kramer enters)

Kramer: Jerry! Jerry! Constantinople just fell to Mehmed II!

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if you're a bad person you age ugly *photo of celebrity with bad plastic surgery*

but if you're a good person you age well *photo of celebrity with good plastic surgery*

i love you surf i love you flamethrower i love you thunderbolt i love you ice beam i love you moonblast i love you psychic i love you earthquake i love you shadow ball i love you sludge bomb i love you dark pulse i love you leaf blade i love you drill peck i love you iron head i love you body slam i love you x-scissor i love you dragon claw i love you moves with 95ish base power 100% accuracy and zero recoil damage

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Just seen a bathroom sign that says "Femmes". Unsure if this is woke or not.

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Update: the mens room says Hommes. This seafood restaurant is safe from the "woke mob" but not from the dastardly Frenchman

Me on the phone: "So I think just 3 pizzas should be enough and....hold on a sec. Hey, bro, do you want anything?"

The deer with a human face: 😐

Me: "I never can tell with this guy. Just get him a medium cheese, that's probably fine."