Breath of the Wild: You can not even interact with the dog.
Super Mario Odyssey: You can not pet the dog.
LUIGI’S MANSION 3: You can pet the ghost dog and Luigi says ‘PUPPY!’
the best brother keeps on winning
everyone is deleting the caption to this but this work is called “perfect lovers” by the gay artist felix gonzalez-torres. the piece is about the illness and death of his HIV-positive partner ross laycock:
For Untitled (Perfect Lovers) (1991), he synchronized two industrial clocks placed side by side. Inevitably, because batteries fail and things tend toward entropy, the clocks would slowly begin to advance at differing rates, out of sync, having moved, however briefly, perfectly together. (x)
Do you support communists? like, not their politics, but emotionally
do i… emotionally… support communists….?
My friend posted this and I’m dead
i lose it every time i see ppl say “i know this doesn’t fit my blog but-” lmao imagine only having a small set of interests and running a consistent blog
fuckin nerds: hello, welcome to my blog!! i just post about sailor moon and cute aesthetic things :)
me, an intellectual: this is the Tomfuckery Corner™️, i either go here to scream about my ultimate hyperfixation of the day, rant about the american government, or casually have a breakdown. which one will it be this time? who knows???? regardless, it’ll be at the expense of my followers’ enjoyment
Wholesome pranks
That would be my nosy ass making all those faces in the back 😂😂😂😂😂
He like it
I’m crying
1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN
Someone reuploaded it to a porn site and I’m not kidding.
goodbye
there’s this church sign i pass every day that says “hurt people hurt people” and i know it’s supposed to mean like “people who are hurt, hurt people” but it sounds like a command
HURT PEOPLE
HURT PEOPLE
^ peter parker’s frog going the fuck off in avengers 4
god i just found this again while folder cleaning
one of the few crossdressing ducks that didn’t make me break out in hives, on account of not having been forced to do it for emasculating reasons or anything, it’s just a practical solution to daisy having too many obligations since they look exactly, and i mean exactly the same
one of those obligations was manning a kissing booth for charity and donald punching a catcaller in the face escalates into guys just fucking lining up to get decked by a cute little duck
get on his fucking level, mickey
GET ON HIS FUCKING LEVEL, MICKEY







