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i fucking cant

honestly supernatural outliving tumblr is the biggest plot twist of this decade

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶

I Hear That’s Good

AM I HAVING A STROKE?

XKCD’s excellent presentation on historical global temperature and anthropogenic global warming. 

[After setting your car on fire] “Listen, your car’s temperature has changed before.”

For the “Earth’s climate has changed before” crowd.

dinosaurs probably wouldnt be half as popular if they still existed cause they’d just be animals and wouldn’t be as mysterious

like. rhinos are right there. they’re super cool in concept but they’re right there and nobody cares

I care about Rhinos.

Me: *listening to Bohemian Rhapsody* “THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING ME!!”

My earphones:

thats innovative as fuck

this is the cutest shit ive ever seen.jpg

VAN EYCK

I lost it at the end.

Okay, I had to check out the Van Eyck thing. I was a bit in denial because, come on, every single person can’t look like President Putin!

There are no words to describe how wrong I was.

dogs are so pure

this dog is literally trying to lie about not digging a hole

i love this dog

Fight me if you don’t think this is the best moment of any lipsync ever

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

danish tv is the best thing ever

“Okay :(”

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

thanks for the context omg

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

If this ain’t me

Gee, I wonder what in the world happened just prior to 1945 that would have led to this conclusion.

this motherfucker explained why “so much for the tolerant left” was bullshit seventy years ago and people still won’t cut it out