feel like im looking inside of a backyard AC compressor
if at first you don't succeed, rip off every car's muffler on your block and gut wrenchingly scream at passersby.
gorer
this is not even an internet persona i am just like this and i think thats even worse
NO NO NO TUMBLR I DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WANT TO SEE WHAT MY MUTUALS LIKED. I WANT TO SEE WHAT THEY'VE REBLOGGED. IF IT WAS WORTH SEEING THEY'LL PUT IT ON MY DASH 37 TIMES
aliexpress desperately wants me to buy this cursed banana duck every fucking day
I wanna see the duck
The whole omnipotence thing starts once vertical.
paralyzed every time I see the quick notif pop up saying "Only $1.79 for this item PICKED OUT JUST FOR YOU"
those are two WILDLY DIFFERENT SIZED DUCKS. one is the size of a small tree and the other fits on a 2 seat table. does it also grow to fill the space when you turn it rightside or what
I actively strive to never learn more about these Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatball mfs than I am forced to.
the banana quackageddon
I will, simply, never know peace.
u don’t touch this bitch for one (1) day and the spiders start living lavish
places i should be allowed to poke around in because i am curious by nature
- container ships in the middle of the ocean
- the large hadron collider
- any salt mine
- museum storage rooms
- svalbard seed vault
i post for people who feel like they’re inherently unlikable to others without being able to tell what the reason is
im still young i still have time im still young i still have time im still young i still have time [lays on the floor wasting my time]
clutching at my phone sobbing trying to read all of the lyrics through the blur of my tears at hozier’s new album how is everyone else’s friday going
when you're a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you're an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such
hozier should've kept on releasing the album one song at a time. I can't take all this in one day