I got the checkmarks forever ago but just now learned how to display them LOL
~A conversation amongst rug bugs~
Jerry: I'm as snug as a bug in a rug!
Bongo the dream killer: Yeah, well, you ARE a bug in a rug. But anyway, I'm as snug as TWO bugs in a rug and I hate it
Jerry: Two bugs in one rug? Could they be friends (or lovers)...?
Bongo the dream killer: You don't know anything.
Jerry: What? No, I-
Bongo the dream killer: This rug ain't big enough for the 2 of us
Jerry: Please, it's just really snug here, we can fit it, I'm doing my best! We've always shared this rug!
Bongo the dream killer: Nah, I want a divorce Jerry, get lost. This is my rug now.
Jerry: There isn't a second rug, where am I supposed to go?
Bongo the dream killer: I don't want you to be snug, and I want you to have NO rugs.
Jerry: *Cries*
Bongo the dream killer: Were we ever friends or lovers? Or was it the warm rug alone that enticed me to stay? I am not capable of such deep thought. You'll never know and neither will I. How many bugs are alone in their rugs? Why are we called to be here in these rugs? Why must we suffer the ignorance.
Jerry: We might not ever know and we don't live long lives, yet the comfort of the rug is enough to suffice. Let us stay together.
Bongo the dream killer: I hope sweet death takes us before the vacuum does.
would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no
Vintage Ghost Holding Candle Horror Poster
Interior illustration by Mark J. Ferrari for Sandy Petersen’s “Field Guide to Creatures of the Dreamlands,“ 1989
Reblogging things I like feels a lot more goblinesque than upvoting ever did. The upvotes felt like "hmm yes, I approve *golf claps*" while reblogging feels like furtively staring at something before shoving it in your mouth and scurrying back underneath the nearest piece of furniture.
Which isn't to say that I don't like it. But I definitely find myself going "maybe I shouldn't reblog this because I've already reblogged a bunch of things today and I don't want to look like I don't have a life," I say as I close the app and reopen it like one of those little automatic box toys with the switches.
May I suggest using the queue function? That way it can look like you both don't have a life and also never sleep.
sorry for being cringe i was trying to have a human experience
I can’t believe Dracula is keeping my good friend Jonathan prisoner during pride month.
Whoever pissed off Hayley Williams enough for her to write Misery Business, fuck you
But also, Paramore, I cannot thank you enough for your service in writing the biggest bop known to man because of that probably horrible experience
me when i'm happy: i deserve a little treat
me when i'm sad: fuck it i deserve a little treat
me when i'm neutral: you know what'd make this day so much better........a lil treat
And I don't need the world to see Gougar
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When Gougars are made to be Goug-ing
I just want Gougar to know that I am
Thank you to everyone for getting me to 250 reblogs after almost 10 years of this blogs existence. I don't know why y'all allow my garbage posts to be on your dash but woo
I will be having a glass of wine and an unnatural amount of cheese to celebrate such a miracle
i want to actually live my life and not be rushed??? like???
