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Totes good data.

The part of this I don’t like is “they will most likely move on to an easier target.” Like I’m supposed to feel fine about someone else with a less sturdy door getting ripped off?

Change your neighbor’s screws too

Channel your inner dad

Chage everyone’s screws

Since Dean’s title match at Roadblock is tonight, here’s a photoset I put together for a throwback to when he held the World Title hostage during Seth’s title reign and the WWE Instagram posted nothing but his shenanigans all throughout New Orleans all day long and during the RAW of that night. 

Seth: It’s not a big deal. I’ve seen Roman’s stuff, like, a million times. Dean: Why haven’t I seen it? Seth: Why do you want to see it? Dean: He’s my best friend! What if Roman gets into an accident? What if he’s horribly disfigured and I have to identify him, and all that remains are his private parts? And I’m standing there saying, “Sorry officer, I can’t help you, because no, I haven’t seen his penis.”

the best thing about neko atsume is that if you forget to feed the cats there’s none of that neopets “IM STARVING :( … but still love u~” nonsense. these cats are ruthless. they won’t hesitate to abandon your ass until you put more food out. they’re not here to make friends!!! they’re here to party.

taker:what the fuck kane?

kane: sorry can’t help it bro

*smiles and do the badass backflip*

i’m dying now