Blackwall: ah yes, the grey wardens. i’m a grey warden. in peace, vigilance. in war, victory. [looks at smudged writing on hand] in depth sausages
Art by Chavoom
If you aren't gobsmacked by the composition, lighting, and colour schemes here then get out of my fucking face
i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this
and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”
1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????
Clown code.
I call a lot of y'all clowns but it turns out that’s too good for you since even they live by a code.
My grandmother didn’t allow her clowns to participate in a PSA back in the 80s because it would have violated The Code. They got actors to scab the roles anyway. My father long resented to loss of Ad revenue and publicity, but my grandmother was the sort of lady who would not sacrifice the dignity of the Clown for any price. Remarkable woman. It’s an open question as to how much the whole debacle contributed to the closure of her Clown College, but I suspect she wanted out of the game by then regardless.
y’all i had this cute idea for making shitty abstract pride flags and i love them
"Hey what's your gender?"
"Well actually I'm *modem dialup noise*"
a few more
we appear to be having gender difficulties
Public transportation is humbling, by which I don't mean there's anything lesser about it, but that it reminds you in the best possible way that you're not the main character of the universe. Even in a world class public transportation system you're occasionally going to encounter people begging, crying babies, people talking loudly or emoting, people wearing outfits you may consider weird, body odor, delays and inconveniences. I'm not saying you need to put up with straight up harassment or anything like that, but you need to accept that the world exists outside of you. If your entire world is your workplace, your car and your nuclear family, that is going to impact your politics and your perspective. It's no wonder so much of the US is designed to this exact end, and how so many suburban Americans who value comfort and convenience over all else are losing their damn minds. The US is an international embarrassment when it comes to transit, but even in sophisticated networks you still have to share a space with other human beings and you need to act like an adult about it.
its time for the tantrum hole
it’s easter
Watch out when you give bread to a pigeon, the others are not so far away x)
I’m happy to post another video of animation on Tumblr !
This time I tried something classical so I used the “Can Can” of Offenbach and was inspired to animate the French Can Can as well =D (not only because I’m french bien sûr àUà ! )
Hope you will like this, took looot of hours to make but it was really fun as always !
Drew lots of pigeons !
Le pain danse aussi, oui oui !
his best quality: his wiggles
These are the most exquisite wiggles I’ve ever seen
Exceptionally fluent in wiggles
The poise! The focus! The tail! A+ wiggles, just incredible. <3
This kind of bread could be dangerous because when you start eating it you won’t stop.. But it’s delicious
How to make it /youtube
oh god. oh fuck. oh jesus. fucking. oh my gosh. god damn shit fuck. oh my god. dear lord satan. christ on a bicycle. shitting shit shit fuck. son of
– Смотри: я сфинкс….
Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important
“look: i’m a sphinx”
you’re right that was important
bears are so right when they eat 40 kg of salmon and then go to sleep for 7 months. i fucking wish







