hello

*comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death

out of all the forms of transportation in the zombie post-apocalypse why would ya pick a loud ass motorcycle

how else do I let the zombies know i gotta big dick and I get the ladies

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA

FUCK YOU ENGLAND

THANKS FOR THE HELP, SUGAR DADDY FRANCE

reblog this and you will hear great news

Tell me you fat fuckin horse

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

when summer comes around

my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

@hughjackass

@bennygal16

this is the kind of content we all deserve to see

this cured my depression

HOPING PEOPLE SEE THE A LONGER ONE

Amazon delivery days are the best days if you’re a cat.

hey i heard u like bad boys, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.