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little gay bitch | he/him | I'm only on tumblr when I have bad takes and willpower

get 3 or more to win

🔲 Brush teeth

🔲 Pet animal

🔲 Draw something

🔲 Shower

🔲 Drink water

🔲 Cook something

🔲 Find a new song you like

if you win, you get to look at this really good clipart of a rhino I found

It's hidden in the keep reading tab. DO NOT look at this rhino unless you have successfully done 3 or more tasks

Loving men is fun and good actually. Men can be soft and wonderful and caring and kind. My boyfriend has actually improved my life and I don’t get why I would feel bad for that. If I see any fellow bisexuals pull the whole “too bad I have my (yuck) boyfriend when I could have a good woman :((“ bs one more time I will scream.

Men are hot, they’re handsome, they’re pretty, they’re wonderful. They’re spectacular, they’re soft, they’re caring, they’re silly, their laughs are like music. Men give some of the warmest hugs, and the best snuggles. This goes for ALL men - yes, even the “fat” man you saw, even the punk guy with the tattoos and piercings, and men of color. Men are WONDERFUL. Men aren’t inherently violent, dangerous, angry animals. Can we please stop vilifying men and men who love men please?

being in love with ur friend like entirely platonically is insane. like. hey, i love you so much by the way. i carry a part of you in me, so if were apart ill still do things that will remind me of you because i got it from you. hey man i know were talking right now but i miss you. i love you

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Had a dream that I was going to band camp on the moon and to save fuel they had us leave our instruments and clothes behind and only use the camp uniforms and equipment. When we deboarded the space shuttle my middle school band teacher handed me a spacesuit and a box that looked exactly like a box of pasta with the little cellophane window, but instead of pasta there were very tiny woodwind pieces and it said BASSOON on it. "BASSOON: add water."

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Ok this is all fine and good but op why the hell were you marching a bassoon

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I dunno, but I like how this was the most unreasonable part of the dream to you.

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[ID: Two panel black and white comic of two stick people.

The first panel depicts the person at the front says "My knees hurt from sucking dick" with a mildly annoyed expression, the other person at the back says enthusiastically with exaggerated joy: "What were you sucking dick or something".

The second panel shows the front person looking back at the other person, who has shut up and looks shocked. \End ID]

gently lowering you into a box 📦 gives you a last lil pat on the head 🫳💆 sprinkles some packing peanuts 🥜 inside (in case you get the rumbles🫃) closes the box flaps 👁️👋 (byeee) tapes across tapes across tapes across tapes across tapes across tapes