ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

I want a doot doot

HOW THE FUCK

a try it again

Can i has doot doot

Doot

hmmmm

doot doot

Give me the doot doot bishes pls. ✨

This can’t possibly be real

Boop boop-

Doot doot :>

where is that renaissance painting with those two fellers and a giant fucking random skull on the floor that looks like it was accidentally stretched out in photoshop

THANK YOU

somebody please explain

Someone once told me it’s like that because it was designed to be hung in a stairwell so the skull pops out as you walk past.

…I guess it works but you have to be at a pretty sharp angle

There was a whole trend at one point where artists would include something in their paintings (usually a skull, for whatever reason) that’s super distorted in just the right way so that it looks normal if you hold the painting up to a convex/concave mirror. I have absolutely no idea why. But I think that’s what’s going on here.

In case anyone’s curious, here’s what it looks like when you walk past it irl:

It does have a 3D effect to it! It’s pretty neat, guess it would be even more impressive to people from the 14th century.

honestly, people just looking at the skull are missing the real deal here

You can read any implied text you see in this thing, even the book, that’s how detailed it is. Look at the painting on those letters!

jesus christ you’re just showing off now, Hans!

HANS OH MY GOD

anyway, the skull apparently had some meaning about the transcendence of death, you can only see it clearly when you can’t see the world clearly and vice versa, but man, I’m all about the detail in this guy’s shit

No, I think you’re missing the real deal here

as an art historian, i think this is the best post on tumblr

honestly i’m living for how fucking Badass™️ tony stark was in infinity war

 - the black order rock up to new york with their flying donut and tony just fucking,,, Crosses His Arms, Completely Unimpressed™️   - literally says “get lost squidward” to ebony maw - suits up in the Bleeding Edge armour like a Fucking Boss™️ 

- punches cull obsidian in the fucking face

- materialises Big Ass Weapons out of fucking nowhere like magic with his nanotech 

- literally turns into a fucking rocket to chase after his arachnid son who got yeeted into space on the flying donut trying to save the wizard

- takes One Look at the interior of the q-ship and immediately knows how it works and how to steer it 

- was a Sassy Lil Shit™️ 

- materialises a Big Ass Cannon Blaster and threatens to blast drax’s face off if star lord even dared to hurt his arachnid son

- drops a big ass,,, thing,,, on thanos when the grape fuck first rocked up to titan

- gets a whole ass moon thrown at him and threatens to lose his shit if the lil purple bitch even dared to throw another one at him

- takes on thanos one-on-one after the other heroes got their asses handed to them

- actually manages to get a few good hits in on thanos (with human technology he built himself)

- withstood the fucking strength of the power stone with a shield he conjured from his nanotech (which is, again, human technology tony built)

- literally cuts the purple bitch  (the only mortal to ever make thanos B L E E D)

- desperately continues to fight thanos in hand-to-hand combat despite the fact that half his armour was fucking obliterated by the mad titan after he repeatedly decked tony in the head and blasted him at close range with the power stone

- literally fucking  b l o c k s  a backhanded swing from thanos’ gauntlet with his BARE FUCKING ARMS after thanos fucking obliterated most of his suit (meaning, he no longer had the added superhuman strength the armour usually gives him,, meaNING,,, that was all tony’s Normal Human Strength which blocked that attack)

- attempts to punch thanos,, fully aware that he is just a Little Human squaring up with a mad titan 2x his fucking height and 4x his size (and, again, he was completely vulnerable and exposed because half his armour was fucking shredded at this point) - in a last-ditch desperate attempt (fully aware that it’ll be completely futile) forms a shiv with whats left of his armour and tries to stab thanos only to get stabbed with it instead but A plus for his efforts

- heals his ~fatal~ stab wound (he literally coughed up blood after he got stabbed) with his special nanotech spray  - i mean ???

-what a fucking Badass ???

This is mesmerizing to watch.

actually physically painful to watch because you know months were spent masking all those frames for each of the kajillions of transitions in this

Holy………..shmokes…….

Oh?? My god??

1 reblog = 1 hug for Nico

let’s have a chat (every pjo fan should read this)

let’s talk about percy jackson and the heroes of olympus. rick is taking all these things that kids usually get bullied for, and turning them normal. making nico queer, having colored main characters, having main characters with learning disabilities, having all these characters with single parents, some with no mortal parent and an absent godly parent. these kids that are reading these books will be one of the most accepting generations ever. 

you’re queer? so was nico.

you’re half white half something else? so was piper, hazel, and possibly leo and frank.

you really like books? so did annabeth and basically all of athena’s cabin.

your parent(s) died? do did leo’s, frank’s, hazel’s, and jason’s.

you have adhd or dyslexia? you might be a demigod.

dude, i need you to tell every kid you see that can read about these books, maybe even offer to read it to them. just share these books as fast and as much as possible.

Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

You just saved mine.

non-lip kisses are my absolute favorite. absentmindedly kissing the back of someone’s palm as you hold hands. chaste forehead kisses and brushes against their cheek. silly boops on the nose. kissing fluttering eyelashes. neck kisses that barely touch skin but are no less passionate. kisses on collar bones or exposed tummies. sloppy kisses at the corners of someone’s mouth. kissing each and every fingertip with a delicate touch.

This!

you know what i want to discuss? it is repeatedly mentioned in the pjo universe that weapons, blades specifically, have the power to use magic, prophesize, slay immortals, bring them back to life, reap and sow etc etc

and in hoh, we learn that kronos has been scattered and the titans believe he will never reform again, but we also see in hoh, that annabeth loses her dagger to tartarus

the dagger, which was the cursed blade that killed kronos, was lost to tartarus, where kronos’ very thin, scattered pieces and essence are now lingering, so when you think about it

the cursed blade which reaped, may very well be the thing that can sow kronos and his scattered self back together

meanwhile, i’m here like

Bloody Hell

promo, blogrates, name aesthetics

I very rarely do this but I need dire help for a school project so here’s me doing whatever you request in exchange for facebook likes!! 

RULES

And that’s it! The blograte will be in the standard format (icon, theme, posts, overall, /10 + comment) and for the name aesthetics I’ll post what I associate with your name.

*if you don’t wanna see this, blacklist ‘jeca does things’

I just realized

In The Lightning Thief, when Percy is fighting the minotaur, he

-jumps ~7 feet into the air and vaults off the minotaur’s head

-instinctively rolls to a kneel after falling 7 feet and hitting his head on a rock (which probably netted him a concussion considering he sat up dizzy and was out for 2 days afterwards)

-instinctively stabs the minotaur under the ribcage where vital organs would be

How was he able to do all this? Well, half-blood powers, yeah, but more specifically:

It was raining.

He got pumped up with Poseidon’s powers because he was drenched in water.

So fuck'n awesome!!

social experiment time

reblog and put in the tags what time your school starts and what time you wake up in the morning

Jason Grace is handsome. Percy Jackson is hot. 

#other variations: #Jason is good looking #Percy is sexy #Jason is appealing #Percy is ‘I’m-a-peeling-my-clothes-off’ #Jason is the guy your dad likes to watch football with and calls ‘son’ #Percy is the guy your dad hates before they even speak 

(adding in lililibird’s tags cause you’re missing out if you haven’t read them)

i agree so hard accuracy is accurate #jason is a letterman jacket and captain of the football team #percy is a leather jacket and is on a first name basis with the teacher in detention #jason is a nice almost shy smile #percy is a crooked smirk and dubious intentions #metaphors give me life #lililibird you wonderful starfish #is there anything you can’t do 

I had to return the favor.

Gods