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Le morte would be so much easier to follow if there weren’t so many double standards

Everyone HATES king mark like hes the worst villain to villain but his main thing seems to be I dont like that one of my knights is having an affair with my queen??? Meanwhile Arthur having a whole child by his half sister (while being married to guinevere but male adultery is not important so) literally never gets mentioned

One thing I do understand is why Tristan and Isolde rarely show up in Arthuriana retellings because they fit so badly into the narrative

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None of you writing yr little essays have considered it’s a temporary setback it's a momentary lapse but conveniently my ego doesn't bruise and the moment that I get back I will show them who's the boss you can bet your bullion there'll be no "I do's", yes, suppose the girl goes missing so the king says "Au revoir" then I find her, bring her back and make the news then the queen will be so grateful that she'll pledge the heir to moi and I'll humbly tell her "How can I refuse?" when our ceremony's over I'll arise and take the throne and that nitwit Anneliese can kiss my shoes

Not enough people are talking about how your good luck has departed and your people soon will starve, au revoir to your foie gras and cheese fondue but because I'm so good hearted half my fortune I will carve I feel your pain, so how could I refuse? But to give me some incentive there's just one thing I require and it's something that you never even use and it's nothing that inventive just the one thing I desire this simple crown,

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None of you writing yr little essays have considered it’s a temporary setback it's a momentary lapse but conveniently my ego doesn't bruise and the moment that I get back I will show them who's the boss you can bet your bullion there'll be no "I do's", yes, suppose the girl goes missing so the king says "Au revoir" then I find her, bring her back and make the news then the queen will be so grateful that she'll pledge the heir to moi and I'll humbly tell her "How can I refuse?" when our ceremony's over I'll arise and take the throne and that nitwit Anneliese can kiss my shoes

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This excavation has everything. Beautiful talented woman who is best friends with the meanest crankiest old lady alive. Girl that hums all the time. Volunteer that cries at the drop of a hat. 40 degree weather. Site directors that may or may not be cheating with eachother. Professor who is probably the next coming of Heinrich Schleimann. No budget oversight. Students doing over hours and specialized labor with no compensation. The worst phd student you’ve ever met. Italians

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just saw your narnia kids print (idk if you gave permission but someone had posted it here on tumblr and sourced your shop) and it brought tears to my eyes. i haven’t thought about tltwatw in so long but it shaped me as a kid, and your art is gorgeous

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haha i always intend to go after that upload and get it taken down but i just forget. thank you for saying that!!! maybe one day ill rework it a little so im happy with it and upload it here, but im so glad to hear it brings back those old memories ♥️ i loved them as kids so much too, lets hope the greta gerwif reboots will be good!