IM FINE IM NORMAL IM TOTALLY NOT GASPING FOR AIR OR PUNCHINF THE WALL OR EATING MY FUCKING SHIRT OVER TBKS I SWEAR IM FINE IM GOOD IM NOT SHAKING IM NORMAL YOU CAN TRUST ME

oh good you saw

I'm going to fucking vomit

It's the last day of April

irl tumblr meetup with the mutual circle but no one says what their url is so u have to guess who is who

purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

Ok I'm gonna fix this poll

Yeah it's called working at a grocery store where every other day Freedom Georg comes in with his gun to buy kraft singles and a 24 pack of beer

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

chart with all my favorite fictional guys on it and it looks like this

Someone smack Dagur in the middle of this

Absolutely what I was thinking!

Teddy contemplated if Miss Rumphius visited Lake Pukaki when he found these Lupines by the shore. Then, he found himself pondering if these invasive flowers do indeed bring a little more beauty to the world.

@liquid-geodes

THE BOTTOM IMAGE-

my standards are so high because all i really want is craig from dream daddy

You know what? Fuck it.

The amount of notes that this post gets by the end of April is the amount of words I'll write for one of my books.

You know what to do, lads (/gn)

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @fellshish

A few days left to like and reblog across the entire webbed site. Let's make this War and Peace

Around five days to be specific.

I honestly have no idea what I'm going to write with over 6600 words.

You added another word to tell me this

I write over 6000 per CHAPTER tf you mean you don't know what you're going to write with 6600 words