prince of darkness

this keeps happening to me and it’s funnier every time

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

got so high I got scared and had to get out of the car to calm down and a coyote immediately sprinted out of the underbrush and stalked towards me

i was like ok im a little too high and immediately there were beasts.

daddy has to be honest kitten. i think we're going to have to sublease and turn the sex dungeon into a bedroom again. the rent is going up and your asmr slime youtube isnt taking off like we thought it would

#the edgeworth icon is drastically changing how i read this

sign you see when entering hell

a powerful ward against americans

post nut clarity does not properly convey the gravity of the pre nut insanity. like truly.

Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

"He only made this art because he was horny!" ...Yeah, and? You only made a sandwich because you were hungry.

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

Giancarlo Esposito for MSCHF × Crocs

not to sound horny but i am horny

not to sound horny but i am horny

not to sound horny but i am horny

not to sound horny but i am horny

not to sound horny but i am horny

how i see the world after taking a shitty accidental hour long nap

how i seethe world when blood world

in the future polyamory will be called normalamory. and everyone will have a penis

If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.