eye-opening tumblr post for me included the words "people are meant to be burdens" as in humans rely on and support one another and it's not a bother it's our purpose; to love and be loved in return. so if you ever think you're being annoying just remember we were made to love and it's going to be okay
White boy shocks staff at chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect ancient sumerian
Its all “i love putting guys in situations” until were on a filler episode. Where are the REAL putting guys in situations lovers.
“It dosent progress the plot!!!” Have you never been on a whimsical journey that did nothing to change you as a person.
fantasy characters: “Geez”
me: who the fuck spread Christianity there
this two-years-old shitpost just gained a hundred notes who the snickerdoodles dug it up
W H A T
In moments like this I always fall back on the fact that they also aren’t speaking English because they don’t have England or the many languages and conquering peoples that contributed to the creation of the English language and therefore the work musr be a translation into recognizable terms in our world’s terms. Call that Tolkien Brainrot.
Definitely funnier if you make fantasy explanations though,
Champagne is a wizard who sells bubbly alcohol.
It’s called English because of the original Lish people, all languages start with En here.
French fries are not potatoes they’re roots of the french plant.
Goodbye is now short for ‘good be your eye’ wishing you luck seeing the path ahead.
Jesus Christ is a long dead lich who used to cause everyone problems and we haven’t stopped saying her name when things go wrong.
And that’s the Pratchett approach
[Image: Screencap from Shrek 2; the text, “They don’t even have dental!” was changed to “They don’t even have France!”]
Wow! Here’s something incredibly personal.
This is Good Bi Gender. A comic I made to express some feelings I have about my gender. I don’t really have that much else to say about it. Here it is.
being androgynous is easy as hell and everyone can do it. Theres more to androgyny than being a skinny white howls-moving-castle ass femme. Grow a beard and some D cups. Shave your head, gain 60 lbs of muscle and voice train to sound like fluttershy. Cis people really wont know what fucking gender you are then
i love it when the short kings at my university jump to slap the top of a doorframe or sit on a counter or desk. did that make u feel like a big boy? did u like going uppy? do u wanna go uppy again?
the short kings have spoken
yes hello i would like to emphasize this
disgust is not a moral issue
i mean……….
We are also gonna support the pup players' rights to dress however the fuck they want to, too.
Note. The Pup player in question isn't doing anything inappropriate.
Every other kind of parade has people in costume who are in character many who interact directly with the audience. It would be VERY easy to find a dancer from a Disney parade with an equally revealing costume (note they're masc presenting and only missing a shirt).
Its also just as pressing to remind everyone-
States like Tennessee, Idaho, and Texas are already trying to have Drag catergorized as Sexual in nature. Making it illegal to do drag in public- and with how it's written, non passing Trans people would be considered "drag performers" just for wearing clothes matching their gender.
Along with "Don't say gay" bills, claiming that being queer or talking about queer identities is a "sexual act" and thus can't be done in front of children. Ie. We trying to make it illegal for us to exist in public (esspecially schools)
oh hey ofc @broannalmao is a terf :)
i just want to make it clear that i just blocked about 4 more people for being dipshits on this post and do you know what???
every single one of them was a terf
when we say that 'no kink at pride' is a terf/radfem position, this is what we mean. don't drink the terf koolaid, kids
yeeeep
In going through the notes, I think people need to be be made aware of the difference between "seeing a thing" and "being forced to participate in a thing".
Because every time I see a post like this one, there are usually people making concessions (which, I suppose, is some sort of progress) like "well okay, x is okay, but y IS making others participate in their kink."
And what y is isn't actually forcing participation. It's just another step that then makes you, as an observer, uncomfortable.
For example, in the notes of posts predating this one, I've seen, "well okay, kink at pride is fine if it's just leather I gueeesssss, but wearing collars is too far because it makes others participate in your petplay scene."
Then in a more recent post's notes, where it's been established that collars don't necessitate a scene, much less even a kink, I'll see, "well okay, kink at pride is fine if it's just leather and collars I gueeesssss, but wearing pup masks and being on all fours is too much because it makes others participate in your petplay scene."
Then this post, where it's established that a costume is not a scene, and that innocent voluntary audience participation like asking to take a picture or pet the pup isn't indecent and isn't forcing people to partake in a kink scene, I'm seeing notes like, "well okay, kink at pride is fine if it's just leather and collars and pup masks I gueeesssss, but leading/being led around on a leash is too far because it makes others participate in your petplay scene."
And I want to slam my head against a wall.
No! It's really not! You seeing something is not forced participation!
"But masters lead their subs around to-"
Actually shut up!
Not every single person who engages with someone by holding their leash is a humiliation kink dom. In a crowded place like a pride parade/event, having a tether to a person can be very useful if you're worried about accidentally becoming separated and/or lost. And if you're in a pet costume, a leash is a very convenient tether that keeps within costume. It's not that deep!
What would be forcing your participation?
If someone went around to unsuspecting bystanders and asked if they wanted to give their pet a pat on the head.
If you walked into a restaurant and required that they allow your pet to sit and eat on the floor of the establishment, and that the staff only ever talk to you and do not acknowledge the person acting as a pet.
Just seeing a leash is NOT forcing your participation. It's just. Not.
It makes you uncomfortable, but not because you're being made part of anything. You can literally look in another direction and that's the end of it.
I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’
Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.
took my spot
i've never seen notes so unified in agreeance about something
“gay isn’t an umbrella term” “isn’t camp exclusively a mlm term” “can there be a gay space with no wlw”
sometimes i just need to go on r/instagramreality and filter by sanity sunday





















