Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
lmfaooo I told them not to say the word #youngsavages
Children: [singing in unison] “Mmmm, oh my god! Stop… “ [singing stops]
One child: “-fucking lying!” [children laugh]
You forgot: Second child: “oh my god, Sally!”
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
DO NOT DO THIS.
This makes me so angry.
If you work in a movie theater and you do this I have no respect for you.
My younger brother is Type 1 Diabetic.
When we go to a movie theater, we always get him diet soda. If he were to get regular when we asked for diet, we would not give him the insulin he would need for it. If that happens, his blood sugar level could go so high he could go into a coma, go blind, or even die.
If somebody gave him regular soda instead of diet without telling us, that person could be responsible for a nine-year-old being killed or blinded.
Just thinking about that makes me so angry. I get scared every time we take him to a movie in case the people working there saw this picture and decide to do the same thing.
Please signal boost this so people know.
This also applies to baristas
Fun story about the baristas doing this kind of shit.
I am very sensitive to lactose, not Lactose intolerant but because of stomach ulcers that are still healing. A couple years ago I went to Starbucks right after my classes with some friends and asked for a green tea latte with soy milk. The barista, for some reason out of malice and/or hate for her life so she took it out on me, gave me whole milk in my latte.
5 minutes after my first sip of latte, my stomach cramped BAD. Not the “Oh! time to poop!” kind of cramp but it felt like someone had stabbed me with a knife and twisted it. Now I’ve had this happen before so I knew the cause of it. I went up to the barista clutching my gut screaming at her that she put dairy in my latte rather than soy LIKE I REQUESTED. She denied it and called me a “pretentious white girl for wanting soy”and so my friends got the manager. I had to explain that I had stomach ulcers that were still healing and if I were to go to the hospital for this incident, they would be responsible for it.
Manager flipped his shit and the barista was terrified out of her mind. Pretty sure both thought i was gonna sue. Manager actually fired her on the spot because of the negligence. My friends managed to get me home in one piece while I stayed home for 3 days in absolute agony and missed my midterm.
So remember kiddies, if someone is asking for Diet or “Skinny” or “soy” or anything that is not regular, give them what they requested because it may not be them being healthy, but a dietary need that can possibly be life or death
I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month
Now this is the kind of school spirit I like to see.
HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE…
you know, just your regular work week.
i want this to be the only news clip in existence for this time period a thousand years in the future.
Any chance you plan on writing another chaptered Troyler fic? Or have you kind of moved on like everyone else? :( I feel like almost all the Troyler fic writers have completely abandoned their stories, which I guess I get, but it still sucks as a reader. I'm currently reading Misfit, even though I don't even watch Phan, just purely because I like your writing and live for the little Troyler bits thrown in there. I'm really liking it so far :) You're a very talented writer! xx
Mm, most of the remaining Troyler writers are either old enough to have jobs they’re dedicated to or just going off to college so even the ones that haven’t abandoned their stories completely aren’t updating as frequently as they used to. (Though I completely understand!! Their life comes first!)
It is sad though and I can understand how you readers feel especially, considering how huge and constant the influx of content was before only to have it suddenly drop off into next to nothing.
I’m not sure if I’m ever going to write troyler again, right now it doesn’t look very likely, though I might be able to force myself through it for a oneshot or something. I don’t hate the ship, I just don’t feel overly inspired by it to the point I’d want to base my characters off of them is all. Who knows what the future hold though, right? I wouldn’t give up hope quite yet but don’t hold your breath either
There is still quite a bit of troyler content on wattpad though, and a couple up-and-coming new writers so it’s not the total end or anything!
I’ve heard great things about this wip
and anything by this author is absolutely mesmerizing, her power with words is outstanding
Hi! I've been looking for a fic for ages so your help would be greatly appreciated. It was a wip and only had a few chapters but I changed phone and lost the link and I desperately want to finish it. It was rockstar!blaine and kurt was his dancer and choreographer, and they would cuddle on the tour bus and Blaine had just started kissing kurt as part of his concert routine. Thanks for the help!
Sounds like you’re looking for Night To Night
Summary: Blaine is a rock star who hates to sleep alone. Luckily, his choreographer slash favorite dancer Kurt Hummel is more than happy to play teddy bear when they go on tour.
Enjoy, and please come back and let me know if it’s no the fic you’re asking for and I’ll look again.
~Zinnia
I'm looking for a Klaine fic. I browsed the library, but didn't see the one I was looking for. I honestly don't remember much of anything of the plot, but one of the boys (I'm *pretty* sure it was Kurt) had a daughter. I think her name was Luna? And near the very end K&B have a son together. They named him Luke, because he was born on May 4th and Blaine is a giant nerd and couldn't resist being able to say 'Luke, I am your father' to his son born on Star Wars Day.
I literally just finished the first story (there’s a sequel I haven’t begun yet) - here ya go! It’s not in the library yet - will add it with my next update.
It’s Not Just Me (Sequel: More Than Three)
Kurt is 21, has a dead end job in a diner in Lima, and a four year old at home. What happens when Blaine comes in the picture? AU, Klaine, Rated M for a reason
Do you know of any fics where Blaine and Kurt are Soulmates or d/s society so even though still in high school they move in together and Start their lives
We’re almost positive there’s more, but this one is the first fic that comes to mind.
Summary: Kurt Hummel had always dreamed of a fairy-tale bond, a perfect, kind and caring Dom. Blaine Anderson had always dreamed of someone who stands out from the boring crowd, someone real, and pure. When their worlds collide, will either of them get what they had dreamed of?
We’ll also ask our fellow readers to send in any fics they know of.
Thank you
~Zinnia
Title: A Flaw in the Code Author: chocolatesaucelester Artist: @enbyphil Beta: @noodlesvondoodles
A/N: This is officially the longest fic I have ever written. Shout out to my team for being cool and working on this monster of a project. It has always been my dream to write this fic that stemmed from the idea of a black tulip. This fic was partly inspired by Sawyer Hartman’s Welcome to Tokyo and primarily by the songs Uma Thurman and Bad Blood (there were many others). Thank you to anyone who actually reads this entire thing. It was fun writing it, but I’m glad to be done with it.
Word count: 36,740 Rating: NC-17 ( Secret Agent AUish/Drama) Warnings: Smut (Mild/implied, kissing/makeout, implied sex, implied eating out, touching/groping) /Fluff/Angst/Violence (guns, physical violence, blood mentions, fighting) Summary: So money and power is what you seek? How much do you want it though; what are you willing to go through to seize it for yourself? Dan is the criminal mastermind behind the world’s largest and most powerful computer hacking company. All he sees are numbers and coding, however something else glints in his eyes. Over the course of his career he’s become very interested in a set of four special computer chips, and although he has three of them, his collection is not quite complete yet. Unfortunately, getting this fourth and final item is not something he can do on his own. So, he employs the help of former top MI6 Agent Phil Lester to aid him in his quest. Dan quickly learns that someone else has been scheming, and that having an elite partner is extremely advantageous in keeping ahead.
ALRIGHT. LISTEN UP.
So recently, I got calls from the phone number, (937) 353-8319. They claim to be a job service, and one of their “employees”, Carrigan, is friends with whoever the call recipient is, and that Carrigan has recommended you for this $15.00/h “job”. I also got a text message from (937) 607-1493, claiming to be Carrigan, and that they need stuff to “win a scholarship”. I do not know anyone by the name of Carrigan and I know very well that this is a very dangerous scam. If you receive a call from a number, and they ask you if you would like a job for $15.00/h, HANG UP IMMEDIATELY. If you accept the “job” offer, and you go in for an interview, they will give you a drugged bottle of water and you will wake up somewhere you don’t want to be. These phone calls & texts are from a human trafficking service, and if you oblige to them, you will be sold to people and you will be raped, no doubt about it. So PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT ANSWER THESE CALLS OR TEXTS. I have listened to the voicemails, and allowed my dad to do the same, and he learned that anyone offering a $15.00/h “job” is a human trafficker. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS ALL OVER TUMBLR
Okay, I am reblogging this because it is relevant again. I got another call from a 353 number. Not the exact same number, but I know that it is a trafficker because it’s 353 just like the last one. I also want this to signal boost so PLEASE REBLOG THIS.
When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.
You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.
These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.
Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO
I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.
It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this
SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now
THIS IS REBLOG RELEVANT FOR ONLY TODAY IN THE WHOLE OF HUMAN HISTORY AND ITS FUTURE
