when the premiere of your movie is on the same night as your pajama party so you have to compromise

He isn’t even wearing shoes omg

Wreck-It Ralph: Ralph Breaks the Internet, post credit scene. No spoilers.

Please……. go see this movie guys….. 🅱️lease

you: sweater weather me, an intellectual: seasonal depression

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

i would call the police then papa john himself

spinach baby

that’s spinach, baby

Spinach, baby!

i just bawled my eyes out and it feels like i just got the biggest hug to my soul. thank you thank you thank you. it is sacred and it is SAFE the poster will not tell anyone even what state this is in, only thats this is in USA. even if you are not indigenous i hope this lifts your spirits and comforts you.

#for those who dont know for the Lakota ppl#a white buffalo is a sacred symbol of hope and restoration i believe#i am not Lakota but i am so happy for you all !!

Welcome to the world, white buffalo. Come through.

Murder at Disney

If Edna dissed me like that I’d have to throw my whole self in the trash out of shame.

The Haunting of Hill House, Episode Six: has a long shot with no cuts for like 10 minutes straight 

Me: 

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

je ™

look at this

for anyone interested these are paso fino horses and this gait is natural! they are the smoothest ride with no bumpy movements. you could practically drink juice and not once would it spill on your face!

these bears need to chill theytre stressin me up

So i made something….

WARNING

watch at your own risk!

tell me

fish is too pure <3

Lesson 1: don’t talk to the children during nap time. 

Filmer: “Go to sleep.” Kitten: “No” Filmer: “Go to sleep!” Kitten: “No!” Filmer: “GO TO SLEEP.” Kitten: “NO!”

Why has this got so many notes what the fuck Tumblr

1) It’s title says something 2) The pictures provide what the title says 3) It ends with someone dramatically looking toward the camera

cause its funny look how thin that watermelon is its just flapping in the wind thats absurd

me: if youre dead you dont have to do homework or get stressed over school so it would eliminate anxiety

my therapist: