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Professional Garbage

@linnea-ina-chan

...welcome? I just reblog a bunch of stuff here I guess. Art stuff is on @cabbageaura

I worked so much harder on this than I should have… no regrets. SO FUN FACT: when Bladewolf was learning how to talk (from 2015-2018), he actually was exposed not only to cultural memes, but also internet memes, which means the stronger internet memes helped teach him how to talk.

This comic was not possible in 2013. But it is possible now.

Please enjoy: Bladewolf, the Memer. A shitpost.

I think you mightve answered an ask like this b4 but I couldn't find it, but what is mdzs? Show, book, etc? And where would I be able to find it to read/watch? Your art of it is very nice and I've been wondering lol

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hey! i haven’t answered something like this yet, so i hope it’s okay that i do this publicly since i have noticed that i’ve Not Shut Up about this series lately. (oops.)

魔道祖师, Mo Dao Zu Shi, is a chinese BL web novel by author Moxiang Tongxiu. the title is often localised as The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation.

it’s a xianxia (chinese semi-historical fantasy) story about a dude who makes funny jokes about solving his problems with necromancy until they’re not jokes anymore! it explores themes of unreliable narration, class injustice, the tragedy of choice and reputation, the pros and cons of true love, generational trauma, the impossibility of making moral choices in times of war, and bunnies.

it has:

  • a completed english fan-translation by exiled rebels
  • a completed audio drama adaptation, fansubbed by suibian subs here
  • an ongoing donghua (cartoon) adaptation, localized as The Founder Of Diabolism, which streams for free on the tencent youtube with multilingual subs
  • an ongoing manhua (comic) adapatation. the english license appears to be here (search “mo dao zu shi”), with the first 100 chapters being free.
  • a spinoff short-form chibi donghua called MDZS Q, also on the tencent youtube
  • and, prominently, a completed live action adaptation titled 陈情令, Chen Qing Ling, localized as The Untamed. this one’s on netflix!

that last one is probably the most popular form of it in western fandom! the original novel and audio drama are explicitly gay (and also just explicit in general) (i strongly recommend being over 18 for this one.) but due to censorship, the donghua and live action make it subtextual. the live action also makes a few other structural and design changes, but the basic progression of the story is comparable. when i say they make it subtextual, i mean they had to take out the kissing, sex, and elopement, but the intense decades of death-defying yearning and devotion are still there. you can feel it. you can feel the love!!!

my personal favourite version of the story is the novel, and the audio drama is the most faithful adaptation, so that’s the version i would recommend the most, but all forms are plenty enjoyable! the main couple are very extremely in love! it is not at all their fault i’ve chosen to hyperfixate on the miserable side characters instead!!

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I’ve wanted to make a comic about Shay’s Viking swords since three years ago, now I finally got the chance. 

Inspired by Eivor’s mission elimating Patrick the Anvil, and the Order of the Ancients medallion which is similar with Shay’s Yggdrasil badge. but it’s my own headcanon to link Patrick to Shay’s family. 

(btw Anvil is Ubisoft’s game engine! so special isn’t it)

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For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

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I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

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He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

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the high geologist has ascended

forbidden knowledge

Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.

Yes Here Are All The Frames

THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR

How dare you hide this in the notes

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wow that last comment really does deserve to be front and center, it’s perfect

yall look at this shit ad*be is tryna pull now on ppl who have outdated software:

(note for context: i’m all for piracy, but in this case my copy of CS6 was downloaded years ago when they were giving it away to students. i got it totally legally.)

so here is what NOT to do if you’re a loyal fan of adobe who has the cash to shell out for a newer and shittier version of the product you already paid for.

1) DON’T use your search bar to find and open the Run app

2) DON’T type in services.msc

3) DON’T find Adobe Genuine Software Integrity Services and right-click to get a dropdown menu, and don’t select ‘properties’

4) if you happen to click properties, DON’T use the startup type dropdown to locate the option to disable the program. be sure you DON’T click apply to finalize that change. 

5) DO NOT do the same thing in order to also disable Adobe Genuine Software Monitor 

if you do all of these things, this WILL disable adobe’s ability to monitor the software, and you will be forced to continue using the same older software that you already paid for instead of having to sign up for a newer, shittier version and pay more for it. so if you have lots of cash to spare and are cool with putting it the pockets of racketeering capitalists, definitely don’t do any of these things. 

however, you SHOULD reblog this to spread the word, as we certainly want to make sure lots of people know what NOT to do :)

I’M SORRY MA'AM. I KNOW YOU’RE UPSET.

Pretend to be upset.

OP how could you

I hope none of my friends who use Adobe programs find this, follow your detailed instructions, and spread the word. That would be devastating!

I saw the future. There were so few bees left that they cross-bred beekeepers with them so they could better connect with them.

I was taking a test to identify plants (I won because some dude thought pineapples were berries) and after that I met a beekeeper who worked inside of a giant glass beehive and had little antennas and a dope ass beard.

Everyone was commenting on this post, saying that pineapples ARE berries, and even I was like, huh, that’s not right, so I looked it up, and

Bananas, tomatoes, watermelons, coffee, cocoa, pomegranates and pumpkins are also berries.

W-what????????’

WHAT DO YOU MEAN POMEGRANATES ARE BERRIES????

You know what isn’t a berry? Strawberries. Fuck fruit scientists.

hey is everyone ignoring the part of the dream where bees and beekeepers fucked

hey so some people are just happier & more functional not living with a partner. this isn’t necessarily even an aromantic thing. some people are just genuinely better-suited to living alone, no matter their relationship status. 

not everyone needs to move in with their partner, and moving in together doesn’t have to be the ultimate goal of every serious relationship.

and some people would rather live with friends or roommates, even if they’re in a committed relationship with someone they’re not living with! there are more long-term options than “live alone” and “live with your partner”

this! is a very good addition!!!

Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(