@PSCENTRAL EVENT 16: PRIDE COLORS “Anyone can wear the mask. You could wear the mask.” [Miles + Teal]
The problem with kids these days is that they only have one source of getting new music recommendations (tiktok) whereas back in my day there was multiple (mtv, Guitar Hero, your friend's cool older brother)
I hope everyone knows I'm going to be a
FUCKING MONSTER
when the Barbie movies comes out
Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.
No one talks enough about the fact that Jesus had a day job.
He repaired the relationship between humanity and god, he also repaired the table in his friend Mary's house cuz it wobbled too much.
“Jesus!”
“How can I help you my child?”
“So the Chair I got from you and your dad is great, but I tripped over it and it broke, I was hoping you could fix it?”
“Go home and be at peace, your chair is fixed.”
“Lord, did you really just use a miracle to fix his chair?”
“Luke my son, it was still under warranty.”
“honey that guy who made our table got crucified”
i am totally here for these Bonkers But Technically Canon Compliant religion posts
unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind
Due to inflation a wish now costs 2.6 dreams at the hope exchange
Minting agencies around the world will be expected to destroy up to 100,000 prayers a week until belief and imagination reach equilibrium
this is expected to cause a boon for the nightmare markets and big expansion in the bad luck sectors. All eyes now turn to the Collective Luck, Optimism & Vindictiveness Exchange Rates (CLOVER) Index and the Karmic Index of New Deeds (KIND)
*sitting in my bedroom with nothing going on* HELP!!!! HELP ME!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY FUCKING HELP ME!!!!
cant believe im letting people online see into my heart. for free
i love seeing popular horny posts from several years ago. your boner echoes through time, girl
“are you seeing anyone” you mean like a hallucination??
I would like to play video games but unfortunately in order to be allowed to play video games I have to solve a secret puzzle inside my head that I do not understand and am only dimly aware of.