Apologies to Professor Tolkien.

Woo Brain: "My home is haunted"

Rational Brain: "Most ghost phenomena is explained by infrasound and carbon monoxide leaks"

Wizard Brain: "Ghosts are made of infrasound and carbon monoxide."

fucking hate it when the stuff everybody says "actually works" does actually work.

hate exercising and realizing i've let go of a lot of anxiety and anger because i've overturned my fight-or-flight response.

hate eating right and eating enough and eating 3 times a day and realizing i'm less anxious and i have more energy

hate journaling in my stupid notebook with my stupid bic ballpoint and realizing that i've actually started healing about something once i'm able to externalize it

hate forgiving myself hate complimenting myself more often hate treating myself with kindness hate taking a gratitude inventory hate having patience hate talking to myself gently

hate turning my little face up to the sun and taking deep breaths and looking at nature and grounding myself and realizing that i feel less burdened and more hopeful, more actually-here, that i am able to see the good sides of myself more clearly, that i am able to see not only how far i have to grow - but also how much growth i have already done & how much of my life i truly fill with light and laughter and love

horrible horrible horrible. hate it but i'm gonna do it tho

painfully true

Imagine saying "where sweets are baked, not bought" about the decade that invented blue raspberry

The 90s was the era of absolutely fucked up sweets are you kidding me we were all licking chemical sugar goo from a goddamn dick tipped tube

boys have started experimenting on each other

scientifically

sexually as well

I do love the phrase executive dysfunction bc the image it conjures is of a bunch of people wearing business suits around a long oval conference table  arguing with each other to the point where they’re getting into physical fights, but in the background there’s just a big empty whiteboard with a To Do list with one item on it and that item is “take shower”

Sorry, no free space on this one. I want real answers because I believe this question is at the heart of what makes us people. Reblog (please and thank you <3) for larger sample size, etc.

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma

get dodgeballed idiot

As a full time Live Action Remake Hater I'm almost infuriated that I legitimately liked the new Little Mermaid. I was dragged there going "ok fine but I get to roast it the whole time" and the roasts got fewer and fewer. Some bits (like Daveed Diggs attempts at a Caribbean accent) still were meh but like. I legit???? Liked it??? And really liked changes made??? I'm not all "omg you guys go see it" but I guess its my endorsement that it isn't a groan fest (minus...the scuttlebutt... petition to get Lin Manuel to stop putting his nerdy hip-hop in I don't hold being cringe against him but sometimes...someone has to put a hand over his and tell him to stop it.)

I can't quite place my finger on the difference but the other remakes have felt like "we're IMPROVING it and updating to modern sensibilities by addressing every stupid Buzzfeed Listicle style criticism" and this felt more like just a different way to tell the (Disney version) of the story.

My marine biologist ass was even able to get over the weird mix of Atlantic and Pacific animals???? Like I grumbled a couple times but they actually leaned enough into a mythology feel for Triton and the merpeople that I was able to go "oh this is Liminal Space Fantasy Sea" and suspend disbelief from there. Slapping swimmerettes on a tropical ghost crab was hilariously bad but thank God Sebastian, while ever present, was a small enough roll that I could mostly ignore him.

I was entertained that I could tell for "Under The Sea" the animators looked up "most trippy/dancing looking sea critters" and slapped them together into an acid trip sequence.

Ursula was not as fun as OG Ursula but 1) the bioluminescent tentacles looked cool enough I was able to enjoy that instead and 2) Melissa McCarthy would not have been able to pull off the Divine inspired insane camp fun of OG Ursula and I'm glad she didn't try. She's angrier and more snarly but still melodramatic so I was like hey ya know what....Im not mad about it.

As a full time Live Action Remake Hater I'm almost infuriated that I legitimately liked the new Little Mermaid. I was dragged there going "ok fine but I get to roast it the whole time" and the roasts got fewer and fewer. Some bits (like Daveed Diggs attempts at a Caribbean accent) still were meh but like. I legit???? Liked it??? And really liked changes made??? I'm not all "omg you guys go see it" but I guess its my endorsement that it isn't a groan fest (minus...the scuttlebutt... petition to get Lin Manuel to stop putting his nerdy hip-hop in I don't hold being cringe against him but sometimes...someone has to put a hand over his and tell him to stop it.)

I can't quite place my finger on the difference but the other remakes have felt like "we're IMPROVING it and updating to modern sensibilities by addressing every stupid Buzzfeed Listicle style criticism" and this felt more like just a different way to tell the (Disney version) of the story.

My marine biologist ass was even able to get over the weird mix of Atlantic and Pacific animals???? Like I grumbled a couple times but they actually leaned enough into a mythology feel for Triton and the merpeople that I was able to go "oh this is Liminal Space Fantasy Sea" and suspend disbelief from there. Slapping swimmerettes on a tropical ghost crab was hilariously bad but thank God Sebastian, while ever present, was a small enough roll that I could mostly ignore him.

I was entertained that I could tell for "Under The Sea" the animators looked up "most trippy/dancing looking sea critters" and slapped them together into an acid trip sequence.

TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”

via reddit.com

so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”

that’s…a pretty good analogy actually

US moron came to town

Hunting for some coochie

Wrote a G up on his belt

And this bitch called it Gucci

Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

'oh you like fantasy? you must love a game of thrones'

incorrect! i love fantasy AND i don't hate myself

I want to talk to the geobiologists that give speculative Mystery Flesh Pit art echinoderm morphology. Who says this thing isn't a colonial organism. It's got multiple mouths. The arm protrusions might be tentacles around an oral disk with multiple mouths. What if it isn't "sleeping" but is in an entirely sessile life stage. Huh??? What about that???

HELL YEAH