"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....

Partake in the joy of creation just for the fun of it. Just for a laff.

Fucking boohoo maybe stop giving the iof food then

BOYCOTTING WORKS!!! KEEP GOING !!!! 🔻🇵🇸🕊️

okay since celibacy always sweeps. I'm rigging this one sorry celibacy soldiers

lets out a single agonized bloodcurdling scream but doesnt elaborate on why and just walks it off

cats

every time i get a new follower who isn’t a porn bot:

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????

CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

CALL YOUR BOY A HARDCOVER THE WAY I’M TAKING OFF HIS JACKET

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY I WANT TO GET BETWEEN HIS COVERS

CALL YOUR BOY A BOOK THE WAY IM RUNNING MY FINGERS ALONG HIS SPINE

CALL HIM AN E-READER THE WAY IM TURNING HIM ON

CALL HIM MORE FUNDING FOR LIBRARIES THE WAY EVERYONE WANTS HIM

CALL HIM A WELL-LOVED BOOK THE WAY HE'S FALLING APART IN MY HANDS

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call me out for sexualizing your queer boyfriend the way i. complete the alphabet

that's good

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26/26

reject rizz. stare them down with big doe eyes and off-putting allure as god intended

no no wait keep talking i think you might be onto something

the ability to say "i dont have a tiktok" in social situations makes me feel so powerful. like the general reaction is "shock, confusion, then this weird 'thats probably a good thing' response" its so fun

Foreign Foreign Foreign

[Speaks Spanish]

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sorry i cant go to bed i have to hang out with my friends online. yeah we’re all just posting at the same time. yeah this is actually the most important thing we could possibly be doing with our time

this is the only good post i will ever make

Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me wanna explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again

[image description: a screenshot of the original post with sections blacked out. the new text reads, "PENINS exploion spell". /end description]

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I'm a fucking idiot

Did your best buddy it's ok

google you gotta relax

a kitty is like a stuffed animal that is so heavy and it bite you and she loves you so much and you're best friends

we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

case in point

this is a Hell of a downgrade 

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

So great news actually the horny oil painter style is starting to make a comeback with millennials who’re into adult romance novels, but not in the way you expect!

Anna Moshak is the artist!

Once again monsterfuckers are creating the bright path for humanity

why did I find a reaction image in the cemetery

this goes sailing through my window after making a bad post