blue-haired liberal sounds like the name of a delicate endangered species of bird

Some people have asked me if I can publish my mapmaking tools. So I developed a software. 🙂

Here is the result:

hey man youve been taking a while putting your change back in your wallet and i just wanted to let you know we are kicking you out of the grocwery sytore forever. goodbye

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

my overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok love im ready to leave the house 

my equally overdressed femme girlfriend: [also hour and a half later] okay baby i love you we’re both so pretty

Me: [10 minutes and a tank top later] ok babe let’s go

My equally lazy butch girlfriend: [also 10 minutes and a tank top later] I love you honey but we gotta stop taking each other’s tank tops

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Gosh I just love book Legolas. He's immortal. He's a teenager. Elrond picks him instead of Glorfindel because he's average and won't draw attention to the Fellowship. He's the comic relief guy and resident Little Shit, but he can also shoot a Nazgul out of the sky in the pitch black like a one-man elf anti-aircraft defense system. He wants everyone to know that he's, like, really old. He forgets the task at hand because he wants to look at trees. His greatest qualities are that he can become friends with anyone and his loyalty is unending. He shows up to Valinor a century late with Starbucks in hand and his dwarf bestie at his side. Iconic.

blasts krita dot exe with a psychic beam that makes my art appear exactly as it does in my head

blasts krita dot exe with a psychic beam that makes my art appear exactly as it does in my head

blasts krita dot exe with a psychic beam that makes my art appear exactly as it does in my head

blasts krita dot exe with a psychic beam that makes my art appear exactly as it does in my head

blasts krita dot exe with a psychic beam that makes my art appear exactly as it does in my head

Let Them Say Fuck, Semi-Finals

its half and half so let me call in the backup

@akabendyfan @razzledazzlerazzberry @strawberry-lemonade38 @msnana

iiii already voted (for paps of course) but I'll tag my friends too!!!!

@pklm10@fancyson@etherealcatzz@akabendyfan@sin-content@specificyeetcapacity

CANDACE SWEEP

what no. why. vote for papyrus

turn the sound on and immediately noclip straight into hell

i promise you whatever the fuck you think you’re about to hear before you click unmute, you’re wrong.

no promise has ever been as legit as this one.

A recent cartoon for New Scientist

mammal lessons

Mewtwo made the right choice

That time he chucked Mewtwo into a lake