IM SELLING OUT
I got a carrd now with my links :)
I also have a commission sheet if you like art!
And a twitch in case yall wanna hear me yell over minecraft and other games!
an important addition
creacher
Commissions are open! DM me for details and inquiries! 💖
@jaybirdsdelight tagged me in this picrew :D!! love that it let me express my recent obsession with Many Shirts
i would like to tag @duskodair @carlsdraws @mhaccunoval @courtjester42069 AND the doppelganger @courtjester69420 and anyone else who would enjoy it!!!
hi tadders, china doll haunted by victorian waif coming in. I keep accidentally moving too quietly and spooking people.
I'm gonna tag @combefaerie @silvermagpies and @waqupi
It might be too warm for it at the moment but spiritually I am always wearing two jumpers
Tagging @stuckwithcats @bugpumpkin and anyone else who wants to
Sometimes you gotta get a bit aspirational with outfits <3
Uhhhh I'm gonna tag @liminalshrooms @soulsongplays @poseidoncrow @opposite-of-aster and anyone looking at this rn
A devious creature!! Gotta love causing some mischief!
I got no one to tag so anyone who sees this should do it-
“So I just have to kiss you and you’re human again?”
“Well, not exactly.”
“What do you mean ‘not exactly’? Either you’re an enchanted prince or you aren’t.”
“You see, before being cursed into my present state, I’d been enspelled into the form of a rat. Between one thing and another, I eventually became Prince of Rats, only to fall afoul of a separate, unrelated curse that turned me into a toad. There’s a very slight possibility that your kiss may dispel only the latter enchantment.”
“Okay, but if we break that curse, too, then you’ll be human again?”
“Well…”
[Daisy chain of 21 curses ommitted.]
…
“And after we take me to see my ancestors in the northern lights, I’ll be able to lift the curse that turned me into a bear and I’ll be human again, yes.”
“No more curses?”
“Well, yes, but actually no. There’s one more after that.”
“What? What could possibly be left?”
“I was originally a capybara cursed to take human form.”
“You’re a capybara.”
“No, I’m a toad. Break this curse I’ll be a rat, break a few more I’ll be human and we can stop there.”
Royalists are from a different planet, dude.
Joe doesn’t care. He’s Irish!
Ooo headshots of an oc!! Side profile!!! Huzzah!
Draw some ocs! The second one belongs to one of my friends who dont have tumblr!
Theyre sisters and i love them sm
slasher horror: you better not have premarital sex or gerald "the stabber" douglas is gonna getcha
creepypasta: once there was a teen named alex and he was bullied so hard that he and the acid disfigured him so and he started killing everyone so they call him george the attacker
/x/: there was the skinwalker who stole my best friend's voice and then man door hand hook car door
r/nosleep: my wife was hungry for raw meat and then she gave birth to The Satan. he looked me in the eyes and said "don't go outside past midnight or else the eyeless ones might notice." but it turns out i never had a wife or son and the world ended 5 years ago on this very night.
r/twosentencehorror: i ran out of bloodmilk for my cereal. luckily, the creature provides.
mascot horror: this is silly wiggles, the candy giraffe! explore the silly wiggles candy emporium after dark! the secret ingredient is Love™! also the hidden video tapes will reveal that "Love™" is actually the copyright name for the consciousness of tortured children, mixed with the ground organs of factory workers.
indie horror: i can't describe this, there are only 7 pixels so idk what's going on
also get peer reviewed.
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i do enjoy in survival-esque escape-type movies when someone gets hurt and someone else is like “i can help, don’t worry i’m a doctor.” like. they’re probably not lying, but they totally could be
just once i want the villain in the movie to be revealed as the person in the group who said they were a doctor and everyone had just taken them at their word because why the fuck would you lie about that
i can’t believe all the bad luck and injuries that have befallen our little group. good thing we have Dr. Hedical Halpractice with us
now THIS is a concept!
Also, cannot stress enough that Dr. Hedical Halpractice does NOT have some sort of doctorate in an unaffiliated field like a fun switcheroo, he just LOVES lying and is a HUGE asshole
okay!
judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
