@ the new followers: welcome to the contaminated pool filter.
More stories from hell (retail) today I was ringing up this lady and she goes oh I want to do part of this on a gift card and the rest on normal card and I go ok and then she hands me a folded piece of paper. I think oh OK it must be folded around the gift card, right? Wrong. It is a folded sheet of 8×11 printer paper with "$40" written on the inside in ballpoint pen. I go what is this. She says a gift card. I say this is not a gift card. She says yes it is. I say this is a piece of paper with "$40" written on it. She says "well it's a gift card." I say it absolutely is not. I am grinding my teeth. She says well I want to use it. I say you physically cannot do that bc it is a piece of paper. I cannot scan or swipe it. I apologize, as if this is my fault, and not because she is completely insane. I hate it here
It's been a hot second since the last time I cried tears of true rage but damn if I didn't come close today
My coworkers were like wow how are you still in a good mood after that my brother in christ after that interaction I went to the break room and took an extra adderall
there's still a week left for the funniest possible thing to happen (charles dying before the coronation) like to charge reblog to cast or whatever
My local movie theater thinks they’re hilarious
what the fuck are you talking about OP they ARE hilarious
I was scrolled three posts past this before I realized that “juggler” is a pun on jugular, not just the clown equivalent of a cleric and therefore the one that needs to die first.
Do you think 3pm is too early to put pyjamas on? (Pls say no)
according to google(me): it is never too early or too late to wear comfortable sleepwear
Okay great thanks google
Aerial view of a volcanic crater. Danakil Depression, Ethiopia Photo credit: Chris John
there is a spectrum specifically for actors that used to be wrestlers and one end of the spectrum is dwayne johnson who’s like, a pretty competent actor, but like he really only has the one performance he can do and that performance is just The Rock. but that’s okay because you don’t hire the rock to Not have him just be the rock in your movie. the other end of the spectrum is bautista, who is like actually shockingly good as an actor and seemingly has a genuine love and interest in the craft and is actively working to expand his range and see what he can do. somewhere in the spectrum in some unidentified quadrant is vin diesel who has never been a wrestler but just seems so much like a guy who would be a washed up meathead wrestler turned washed up meathead actor that it’s impossible to shake but also impossible to pin down. an enigma
mr j what if i put you between two graham crackers,,,
Someone will make it soon
WAIT NO I READ IT WRONG I THOUGHT IT WAS BURGER NOT GRAHM CRACKERS
Oh... only 1 hour......
my stupid thighs hurt from doing squats
Fish stapler Monday
DAMMIT YOU GUYS THIS GUILLOTINE IS NOT GONNA WORK IF IT'S 63% LIQUID
(it'll smell really good tho)
@xiranjayzhao hold up, are you that chinese fantasy dress checking person from youtube??? What are you doing here?
TRYING TO BUILD A GUILLOTINE, WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
COME ON PEOPLE WE DESPERATELY NEED MORE WOOD