bbh is making a care package for slime, and asked chat what slime didn't have, so he could put it in the backpack. he was getting too many answers for that so he was like.
"okay, what does this guy have" and chat obliged
this is a confession to the star wars fandom because I have to get this off my chest. last summer just for fun I taught myself to read aurebesh and. you fanartists have Got to Continue putting the most Hilarious stuff into the background of your art because it is literally my favorite thing
here’s a couple of excellent things I’ve read since I started keeping a list just last month:
- “I hate drawing lightsabers”
- “Idk what to put here”
- “stupid fucking sign”
- “eat paste, it’s good”
- an entire news article on a phone screen which I actually found really impressive
- a few funny misspellings but the best one so far was ahsoka somehow becoming “asock”
- wanted poster of obi wan that read “wanted for fashion crimes”. the caption translated it as “wanted for high treason”. like blatantly lying to my face. love it.
- door on a ship was labeled “cake storage”
- “shopping list: frogs, hair gel, lightsaber polish”
and my personal favorite:
- “if you’re reading this you’re a fucking nerd”
hello artfight newbies, yes its normal the site takes long to load at first, other years it tended to not work on the first day at all. the event gets more people every single year and frankly idk how the staff is managing this on donations alone they r doing their best 😭 save references as much as u can to ease traffic, it always works completely fine soon enough!
This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now
tumblr being all adults nowadays is so funny because my mutuals are either unemployed chainsmokers or Ezra, Bioengineering PHD Candidate at University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill
one of the important lessons to learn about adult life is that the gap between an unemployed chainsmoker and a bioengineering phd candidate is actually not that large
From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944
diversity win! this farmer is poly
Another really funny plot concept for "Jedi leave the Republic for their own safety/survival well before the war hits" is that Dooku goes out, claims his title as Count of Serenno, and then just invites his entire ten-thousand-strong extended Jedi Family to join him.
Who's going to stop him? His planetary government, that he's in charge of and can easily convince that Jedi are a good thing for agriculture and education and medicine? The Republic?
Sidious is left staring because not only did he fail to make this rich old former Jedi fall, but the rich old former Jedi stole all the Jedi he was in charge of, including ten-year-old Skywalker.
Whats your favorite piece you've made? Reblog with a picture, tag me, send it to me. You deserve praise for your work.
It’s not fancy or anything and I haven’t framed it or ironed it or anything since I finished it over a year or so ago but it makes me think of my dad every time I look at it so it’s my fave 💖
There is literally sunshine in this piece. Its cute. You probably should wash it though if you haven't to get the oils off.
One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.
So Reddit is plotting to summon aliens right about now
todayontumblr youre a little late bud
obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"
Something about how it’s never mentioned in I Was Transported Into A Novel/Game/Manhwa series if like… the art style of Life changes
Imagine you’re a normal ass person and gets transported into a manga you’ve been reading and suddenly everything is black and white and full of halftones
You know what colors are and how they look but no one else really does, at least not in the same way, after all they were created in a medium that just Emulated color
Forever talking about richarlyson on the flow podcast
TRANSLATION: "can i send a kiss? I want to give a kiss to my son, richarlyson, his turning 2 months old, my son on my little telenovela, his an egg, his a egg, literally a egg, egg format but he has little legs, he wears a brazilian Jersey, his a pertubed brat, terrorist, CRAZY, i love you richarlyson, congratulations happy birthday son, daddy loves you, dad is away but his thinking about you"