a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

Every time i see a game called “Farming simulator 17″ costs $30 i sit here wondering what type of city slickers have to use a $30 simulator 

its human nature to want a bunch of small jars

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper

the signs as good songs

aries: never gonna give you up

taurus:  never gonna give you up

gemini: never gonna give you up

cancer: never gonna give you up

leo: never gonna give you up

virgo: never gonna give you up

libra: never gonna give you up

scorpio: never gonna give you up

sagittarius: never gonna give you up

capricorn: never gonna give you up

aquarius: never gonna give you up

pisces: never gonna give you up

fuck wheres my favorite picture

every fucking time

Anybody: *explains a conspiracy theory that makes absolutely no sense*

Me:

rolls up in a sandwich car to steal ur girl

i’ve never had a toblerone

and you never will

holy shit

All right, get in the car.

Taylor Swift: *Look what you made me do*

Me:

That was so embarrassing I’m never speaking again

I dont even know what you’re talking about but im reblogging

A waitress said “enjoy your meal” and I replied “love you too”

she really wasn’t kidding about johns underwear

the saga continues