Dance with Devils | ダンスウィズデビルス | Urie Sogami
“You are all my butterflies. But you, Ritsuka… You’re special. That sweet fragrance… I wanted to see how you’d dance! My special butterfly… Mine, and mine alone… I’ll hold you until you fall apart.”

“You are all my butterflies. But you, Ritsuka… You’re special. That sweet fragrance… I wanted to see how you’d dance! My special butterfly… Mine, and mine alone… I’ll hold you until you fall apart.”
Fucking CRYING IM USING THAT PHRASE FOR EVERYTHING NOW
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Happy birthday, Silver! The cake above was courtesy of Sebek’s mom, but once they enrolled at NRC, Lilia was in charge again (RIP)
people on tiktok don't even KNOW the addams family .. they're not murderous evil violent hateful people they are a loving and caring and goofy family who love humanity they just happen to be goth and can't die and have a pet lion. you will never be them.
wednesday straps her brother into an electric chair
they’re literally just having fun and playing
My dentist never gives me feetie warmers.
You’re probably not likely to claw the dentist’s face off.
You don’t know that
the year is 2023, marie kondo holds j*ff b*zos by the skin on the back of his neck in front of a public gathering
“does this one spark joy?” she shouts at the restless audience, they boo in response
she snaps his spine like .5mm mechanical pencil lead and throws his lifeless corpse to the crowd, they cheer in response
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A stands for AFFECTION: how would they show affection?
•Klaus will shower you in jewels and clothes
•You are the Queen of New Orleans underground and the King believes his Queen should always be dripping in diamonds
•Another way he shows his affection is touching you, he loves holding you close, he needs to hold your hand in public or have his arm around your shoulders and if you're willing to let him give you a massage, that's his absolute favorite
B stands for BLOODY: how bloody are they willing to get for their object of obsession?
•In most cases Klaus has men to kill people for him, he doesn't have to do the dirty work anymore now that he's the King
•For you however, he will Always be the one to get dirty
•Whether that's because of someone trying to hurt him and his company by hurting his Queen or just one of his own men insulting you, either way they're screwed and he needs a shower and bandages on his knuckles
C stands for CRUELTY: would they ever hurt their object of obsession?
•Klaus is not one to hurt you
•He would much rather scare you into compliance than having to hurt you, harming you is very rare
D stands for DARLING: would they cross their object of obsession's limits?
•Klaus is as patient with you as he can be however he will absolutely try and control your life
•He will scare people away from you, or threaten his way into getting you whatever you want even when it crosses lines for how you want to deal with something
•He will never force you into something you don't want to do, especially sexually
•Manipulate you as best he can, maybe, but never hold you down
E stands for EXPOSED: how much do they expose their own feelings to their object of obsession?
•It's not very easy for Klaus to express his feelings to people
•You however are completely different
•You knew of his feelings for you on his second stop to the restaurant you work in, he was never shy about it
•However once you get together he is actually very forthcoming about his feelings, he has to be to get you to trust him
F stands for FIGHT: how would they react to their object of obsession fighting back?
•He wouldn't be happy about it
•In Klaus' mind you are his perfect girl, everything he has ever wanted and you love him just as much as he loves you
•Fighting back would break that image in his head of you and even for a little while that can be dangerous for you and for others
G stands for GAME: do they think this is just a game?
•This is not a game for Klaus
•You are meant to be his, it's no joking matter, he can't imagine why anyone would think he is joking about having you when clearly you are perfection
H stands for HELL: what would be their object of obsession's worst experience with them?
•Your worst experience with Klaus is the one day you try and dump him
•Getting with Klaus was amazing and your relationship was fun and entertaining but when you first find out what he does you try and leave him, that is a mistake
•You are pinned to his bedroom wall with his hand around your throat as he growls at you
•It was the first time you ever looked at the man you had so quickly fallen in love with and been scared of what looked back at you, however he got control of himself very quickly, apologizing and snuggling you close for the rest of the day. Even holding you on his lap in his meetings that afternoon which inevitably got 2 men shot for looking at you wrong which scared you all over again but his petting and snuggling you calmed you pretty quickly
I stands for IDEAL: what are their plans for their object of obsession?
•He wants you to be his Queen
•He want you at his side for the rest of his life
•He wants to have a family with you and provide for them and make them happy
J stands for JEALOUSY: how they react when jealous? Do they get jealous?
•HELL YES!
•Klaus gets hella jealous which is why once you knew what he does and who he is you stopped talking to men he didn't trust NEARLY as much
•You got rid of all your male friends so they wouldn't get hurt
K stands for KINDNESS: how they act around their object of obsession?
•Klaus would worship the ground you walk on when you allow him too
•He takes you out when he doesn't have meetings and will rent out entire stores so that you can shop alone and give him a show
•He loves spending days outside with you when you want to behave and just appreciate what he does for you and when you do he will happily take you out to dinner whenever he can
L stands for LOVE LETTER: how would they approach their object of obsession?
•When Klaus first met you, you were a waitress at Kols favorite restaurant and once he made Klaus go it became his favorite too
•He came back at least once a week to see you, even if all he had time to do was get a cup of coffee and he quickly made himself your favorite customer when he insisted upon leaving you huge tips (the first time he left you 100$ you chased him outside thinking it has been an accident and he thought it was the sweetest thing, it only made him love you more)
•It wasn't hard for him to have Kol find where you live and he sent you flowers and paintings as often as he could
•His paintings and drawings were always beautiful, and some of them were almost intimate in a way that you both enjoyed and were creeped out by but you always hung them up or kept his drawings as well as the little gifts he left you all together in a box (which he loved, it made him feel as special to you as you are to him)
M stands for MASK: how different are their public persona from their true selves?
•Klaus has a strong public persona
•His family owns one of the largest companies in Louisiana and he is the CEO, underneath that his family is the biggest mob family in the entire state and they lived and ruled in New Orleans
•The family and Klaus specifically spend a lot of money donating to charities, especially for kids in broken homes who have been abused, between this and everything the family did for the community almost everyone loved him and his siblings (even those who knew what else they did)
N stands for NAUGHTY: how would they punish their object of obsession?
•He would usually just lock you in your shared room for the day if you were bad
•If you did something really wrong he wouldn't let you out of his sight, he knows how much you hate sitting through his meetings so he would make you stay and not even let you sit on his lap
O stands for OPPRESSION: how many rights would they take from their object of obsession?
•You're still allowed to have your life it just has to be under his roof and it now revolves around him
•Your friends are gone but you're good friends with Rebekah and Elijah's wife Katerina so that's good enough, right?
•You can visit your family but he'll be there with you and if you say something you know you shouldn't you know you'll live to regret it
•The rights you don't lose will be strictly controlled but you should feel lucky he doesn't lock you in a bedroom and never let you out, at least according to him you should
P stands for PATIENCE: how patient are they with their object of obsession?
•He courts you for quite some time before he tells you who he is and makes you move in with him
•Even after you move in, he's quite patient about letting you adapt to your new life
•Just don't push it
Q stands for QUIT: if their object of obsession died or escaped, would they ever be able to move on?
•Died -The rival family that inevitably killed you would be systematically picked off one by one, he would lose his mind to grief and think about nothing but revenge and if he lost that...he'd have nothing
•Escaped -Everyone in the city would be looking for you and if you magically got out of the state you wouldn't be on the run for longer than a week before one of his men found you
R stands for REGRET: would they ever regret harming their object of obsession? Would they ever let them go?
•The only time he really put his hands on you is when he choked you out and he regretted it, letting go almost instantly
•However he would never let you go, you're his everything now, the thing that keeps him grounded and sane
•You are the one light in his otherwise dark life and he hopes that you'll have his kids to bring more of that happiness into the world for him
S stands for STIGMA: what made their yandere tendencies bloom?
•Meeting you
•You are the cutest, sweetest little thing he's ever met, how can he not be obsessed?!
T stands for TEARS: how would they react to their object of obsession crying/breaking?
•Klaus is immediately prepared to kill whoever it was that made you cry
•He will always comfort you if you’re feeling upset, he never wants to see his Princess cry
U stands for UNIQUE: something different they would do compared to others yanderes.
•While most Yandere want their obsession all to themselves, Klaus is willing to share you with very specific people. Your children
•He is insistent on having a family with you, he’s always wanted to have kids, desperate to have the happy family he never felt he had when he was a child growing up with a father who hated him and a mother who didn’t care
•Klaus knows you will be a wonderful mother and he gets to work trying to start this family almost immediately
•He finds out he is successful about 3 months after moving you in with him
V stands for VICE: what weakness their object of obsession could use against them?
•Once you’re pregnant you can use that to get you just about anything you want, whether it’s making him get you food in the middle of the night or taking you out for fresh air every single day because it’s good for the baby
•He will do everything in his power to make sure you’re both healthy and you definitely use it to your advantage sometimes…all the time
W stands for WIT'S END: would they hurt their object of obsession?
•He will never harm you
•Klaus refuses to see marks that he’s left on your body in anything other than passion
•He’ll just lock you in your room for as long as it takes for you to settle down and see things his way
X stands for XOANON: would they worship their object of obsession?
•He would worship the ground you walk on
•Especially once you’re carrying his child, you didn’t think he could be any more in love or protective but you were wrong
Y stands for YEARN: how long would they pine after their object of obsession before they snap?
•Klaus asked you out very quickly, needing to have you be his, unable to hold himself back from being near you
•However, you were together for months before he forced you to move in with him, only doing that because you tried to dump him
Z stands for ZENITH: would they ever break their object of obsession?
•You were already in love with him when you realized how unstable he was
•Break isn’t really the right word, you settle into your home and relationship and eventually family, especially once you’re pregnant and you begin to see how much your man really loves you
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This will haunt my nightmares.
Squelch! Squelch is the technical shorthand for noise gating. Your antenna will constantly pick up ambient noise, which is useless and annoying to listen to all day while you wait for a call. Squelch tells the radio to mute the speakers if the overall power of the signal coming through is below a certain level. You twiddle your squelch until it just cuts out ambient noise, and when someone tries to talk to you the extra power from their signal will go above your squelch setting and it'll unmute so you can hear whoever's calling you.
You know what? Fuck you. *untwiddles your squelch*
she twiddle my squelch till i end up abandoned and unidentified at a local museum