Maria robotnik

and flats just bc

PICREW CHAIN TIME!!!

https://picrew.me/en/image_maker/1078070

Using this picrew, make how you currently look vs how you want to look! (Or just one of those, doesn't matter!) Anyone can join, but I'll tag people too!

Here's mine:

Have fun!

@fairy-space @gin-juice-tonic @glitchxcat08 @lemondemonpickuplines @luckynature @labratgurlz @longmasluck @mike--exe @ominous-arcade @penguinsinhell @prettyshitwizard @r0b0-rainb0w @triangleguy @transexualsonic @touchtoneautismphone @touchtonemegaphone @unsubtle-oddities @3v3ry0n3z-fav3-al13n-x3 @4ng3l-g4br13l

Hiii I’m stealing :]

I really likes This one, the colors are so goodddd

Taggin!

@spaceyaceylesbian @reptiles-of-the-mind @nymphoutofwater @finleyforevermore @thevoidisscreamingbackatyou and anyone else who wants to!

The art style is so silly (/pos)!!! Thanks for the tag, Hibiscus! :)

Tags: @cal-the-duende, @justanotherhighlycaffeinatednerd, @circusislife, @zeepziesdiary, @night-minstrel, @technologyvoid, @fucking-gay-frogs, @rune-tisms, @jessiwiththeheadphones, @whistlingstarlight, @catofstarlight, @eyehandanonaccount, @pushing-daisies-deceased, @an-intears-writer, @niknak-paddywack, @nickys-theater-blog, @jaspeon, and anyone else interested! :)

this was so fun!

@orlandoooooooo @tjsgreenteamints @whizzerbrowndoesntexist @lucid-cherry @nongirlorpheus @ascendance-stan @shewantsitall @human837 @vitamin-zeeth @tandoorinightsmare

apologies for being late and having no friends on this site :p

ermmm @hibiscusbiue @lilwoofs yah thats all i remember SORRY

Thank you for tagging me!!

@indigo-ghost-girl @life-of-a-rat @iblistriger @thebossestunicycle

We’re all goin here right

Imagine if play was something encouraged in adults, places to run and jump and climb because it's fun

I never know what the machines do at the gym, but i will clamber to the top of the tower to slide into a ball pit

I am 100% certain I would be in better physical condition if adults were allowed to play in ways that focus on fun and aren't competitive.

YOU FOOLS, you've fallen right into my trap. You thought this post was just an innocent picrew chain, made out of the kindness of my heart, but NO. For you see dear mutuals, it was all a ploy, a ploy to get you comfortable.

I know this may come to a shock to some of you, but it is true. I have a master plan, the end goal? Turn you all into cats. Then, with my army of kittys, I will... ok actually I haven't gotten that far yet, but trust me we'll do something super evil like knock paper off of desks or something.

Now that you have fallen for my scheme, I present to you one of many cat picrews. For I am not turning the frogs gay, I am turning the queers into cats and no one can stop me.

Picrew

Tags // @piney-45 @fizzello @ellalily @championofapollo @cr0w-covered0n-m0ss @x-ca1iber and anyone else who wants to take part

im in, tho im more of a dog-like person

tagging @lyssified @mister3127 @v3d1ka-5u6h3d4r @wantmeifyouwantme @charliethinks @spaghettiwithnachos13 @loulooser @letters-from-december @weirdo09 @a-nerdy-bi @ava-taylors-version @stranglingfigs @ticcywhaleshark @astridcookie @kayrielwrites @runway-houses-city-clouds @aledradio

okkkkkk thenn

meow bitches

@/idk whoever

@anxiety-lemsbian @nellysview @whatthefr0g @crunchy-soup222 @butterfliesareamyth @butimwritingthisat3am @octobitheoctagonal @touloserrs @yesterdayorcenturiesbefore @thuidium-delicatulum @plutoisaplanet0 @sleepy-vix @localtorispring @mel-hyperfixates @crying-in-converse @planet-of-sleep @secretlyafrog7

I am so down for this. I will gladly knock paper off desks and more.

tags: @astridcookie @itsfunnybcuzitstrue @papercuts-from-poetry @butterfliesareamyth @stoic-pinata @noromo35 @twarner @nonsensical-space-ghost @yoqri @lonelyplace64 @ohwelltymps @four-pillars-of-welton @rosetintedgreyspaces @hershey-the-person @localtorispring @imactuallyagiraffe @runwiththerain

oooh

@hazmatazz @michael-wheela @astridcookie @road-boy @thatgendergremlinmoot @romanticeulogizingelegies @newaronantics @swiftieannah @i-go-to-find-the-sun @xhavibee @nooneisstraight @tobyistotallyterrifying @octobitheoctagonal @evil-gay-person @lonelypersonhere

mrrp !! mrrow!!!

@snakest1cks @c0ffinh0und @riesipangrily @runwiththerain @full-internet-introvert @fagboybreakdowns @ other mutuals

thanks for the tag :)

@eggie-o @tucutepossum @unfashionableboybush @nerf-cat @centwithlove @i-got-da-rubes @wingl3ssthing @burning-cottage @cipher-of-the-round-table @ anyone else who wants to join in!

Thanks!

I tag:

@a-planets-m00nchi1d, @emo-56, @runway-houses-city-clouds.

As I didn’t when I last did it.

@creepymutelilbugger @theseretoningoblin @bloodbonnieking

damn it. not again. i got turned into a cat. oh no

i like this one :3

im gna tag ummmmmm ..... these ones

@wizardchicken @hallaer @half-baked-internet @kakaowymordulec @gamingracoon @ibissalthoth

if u don't want to add on u don't have to ! but i wanna see ur cats

meow mrrp meow miau :3

thanks for tagging me nya~

(no pressure tag) @freelancefiend2112 @dexmoh @devuanbrainrot @devprotogen @wimpy-imp @scarygoth67 @shadowthedragoncat

thanks for the tag!!

idk who does or doesnt like picrew chains so no pressure either way - and anyone else that wants to join, feel free!

here comes the tag bomb

@spines-tvo @dogmeat241 @garlicbrede @thebossestunicycle @mimiist @ramenboytwentyone @alephnol @fluffiest-fox-kira @a-random-lunatic @count100 @terrence-theshark14 @alycremie @bakersfield-row @propaganda-inc @jfk-blown-away-blog @viola-canadensis @deadjuiceboxx @dehydratedlydia @aetheryi @meowguy33 @vaguelyregrettable @r0ses-and-vi0lets @googlesearchvore @crimes-mckenzie @witches-ink @clarificationsw @waspsinyouryard @sad-trans-girl @nowhereempress @maydup-naem @the-arcade-doctor @falsegrey @tolbre @eggothesquirrel @rocket-mankoi @disturbedcreature @kizo-also-known-as-kizuna @soapthatglows @ferno-does-random-shit @ne0n-g0ld @cubesandstuff @stealerofham @half-baked-internet @shaddytheguyislazy @government-assigned-riku-kinnie @barkmaxing @nellaaaaaa @supathechest @burnt-oats @cyperks

kity ..

tags:

@fleshcomputers @harmless-mediocrity @lilwoofs @love-nakamura @chelular @visceral-opossum @ibuildblasters

Tags

@iblistriger @life-of-a-rat @indigo-ghost-girl and whoever else wants to join!

Kinda fucked up and nasty how vampires drink blood, imo. Like. Pepsi costs a dollar seventy five

Hospital

Not me I’m paying a dollar seventy five. At the hospital

I feel like we’re getting off topic

So is pepsi if you steal it?

Because it’s only a dollar seventy five

Why in God's name would a vampire drink pepsi

Why would anyone drink Pepsi?

Huh?

That’s why I’m not a fan of the sexy vampire trope.

1. It’s overused and supports the current status quote of typical vampire supremacy:worshiping rich folk.

2. Vampires prey upon humans and therefore symbolize capitalists preying on the working class.

3. Werewolves are much sexier imo.

am I having a stroke????

you might want to go to the hospital then

I hear the Pepsi is cheaper there

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

still not-works

still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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still + notworks = stotworks.

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Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.

I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t

HeY tumblr what the FUCK

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Did the man get his camera

I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots. 

I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok

I know this is long

but holy hell I love it

when bots run amok

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.

What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find

Dumbass homophobe using the RAINBOWS asdfmovie gif when the actual creator of asdfmovie and this gif is pro LGBTQ+ and donating 150% of all profits to Stonewall UK to fight against transphobia

Go check it out it's great actually

Especially this rad playmat

Check it out here! https://sharkrobot.com/collections/asdfmovie

Never forget how much the guy who made these gifs and the childhood of many millennials and Gen Zers loves and supports the LGBTQ+ community

Thank you, everyone! We raised loads for Stonewall ♥️

idea. posts from the perspective of random people living in the sonic universe like those posts about living in ohio

where’s that article that’s like “sonic fans want maria to fucking die in the next movie”

you mean this one? [link to the article]

THANK YOUUU

I mean it’s essential, she must die for Shadow to really be Shadow. When she doesn’t die, Shadow is Shadow in name and appearance only. SHE MUST DIE FOR SHADOW TO BE SHADOW, I’M SORRY BUT THIS IS JUST HOW IT WORKS.

where’s that article that’s like “sonic fans want maria to fucking die in the next movie”

you mean this one? [link to the article]

THANK YOUUU

SHADOW SUNDAY

Bonus: explain who your cats are and how you got them in the tags

I want a tree planted on me so I can bring new life to it and, with the fact that the tree is a grave, should hopefully stop it from being chopped down

I like the idea of putting ashes in a doll, or in jewelry (or a glass plate or something I think that’s be funny) (but I’ll probably donate my body to science or something like that) but we’re I’ve really thought about it is the funeral right? I’ve thought about this a lot- dj, clown, bounce house, stunt double in a coffin that comes out every so often, and it’s a potluck, what fun I’ll force everyone to have!

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

decay exists as an extant form of life

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

this bitch is literally allergic to being alive or sum