cause of death: tried to organize an activity with more than 2 friends at once past the age of 25
i was expecting a bloodcurdling scream the internet has ruined me
Strangers in Lively Town
Took me half a year to complete 🤪
No but it's ridiculous that this doesn't have more notes, and I think it's cause people aren't zooming in, SO LOOK!! Look how painstakingly detailed and gorgeous this piece is!!
The thoughts. The thoughts are so thinky today. Probably has to do with the fact it’s Thinky Thoughts Thursday
ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura
ma’am please
mrsfallontimberlake-deactivated
People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug.
This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it
austimpowers
Anonymous asked:
can you like stfu
call your dick rotisserie chicken the way i eat the skin first
maybe tumblr isnt for me
im crying lmao
growth
Character development, but in the Walter White kind of way
fun fact! did you know that you can gain extra ‘forbidden time’ by staying up late in the night? but Watch Out
Shit this is great! You can get so much done if you don't sleep!
THE CONSEQUENCES
been going insane over Bruce in his eating dome for 24 hrs now
There is so much story telling here. A person got this pacific parrotlet named it Bruce which in and of itself is amazing but then this person went here my little bird friend a raspbebe for you to enjoy and Bruce said hell yeah and went cataclysmicly and irreversible ape shit ham on that berry. And that probably happened more than once. So instead of never again allowing this little dinosaur the joy of the succulent flesh of the delectable raspberry they went what can we do for our little baby boy. and then boom they got some kind of cake cover type deal and cut a door into it so that Bruce would Not Be Trapped in a fruit prison (altho truely it is the berries who are trapped in there with Bruce but none the less) and so he may go to his pent house and freak it as crazily as his little bird heart desires.
Anyway i love pets they are each distinct little guys who are carred for by the funniest ape to ever exist bc we love animal so much
I'm in this group and Bruce's human posts eating dome updates when he's done a particularly good job!
And also when he gets up to other mischief
However, THIS is my favorite Bruce photo
the funniest part of seeing people dunking on DnD (which is fine, it’s not for everyone and some people have had understandably bad experiences) is seeing what people suggest as Better Alternatives to DnD or things you SHOULD start with as a new tabletop player
because oh my god. Oh my god. Fucking Exalted? Fucking World of Darkness? You’re recommending THOSE as newbie-friendly? Fucking EXALTED?
