my pet dollar
i deposit her in the bank every morning snd withdrawl her every evening its like daycare

@lilkirbstomp / lilkirbstomp.tumblr.com
my pet dollar
i deposit her in the bank every morning snd withdrawl her every evening its like daycare
btw last night I had a dream that I was being chased by a killer. as he finally caught me I saw he had a rainbow bracelet so I said “wait you’re gay?” and he replied “it’s diverse”. then he murdered me
never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset
Tonight my dad asked why hentai has that mosaic pixels thing and as I explained to him about the censorship laws he was like "oh so you know what I'm talking about" and I felt like I walked right into his trap
why does he know that though
Imagine coming home and your son has destroyed all your hangers. I'd have an abortion at 200 months.
how does it feel to be the funniest person on the internet
ok I actually laughed
sorry for not posting much! they only let me out twice a month
Let you out of what, Miku?
zip file
trump self reported his hair color as strawberry blond....
god it’s so unfortunate that he’s absolutely hysterical
Every time I see my mutuals post in their native tongue that I don't understand I'm like yes 🥰 that's language babes 💖
hehe i said penis
cis people who worry too much about trans people hitting on them are so funny i just cant understand them. are you scared of winning the lottery too?
"what if you found out this guy who asked you out has a pussy? or what if this woman has a dick?" i would do backflips and shout WAHOO YIPPEE HIP HIP HOORAY
