A.G. (via twelveoddmonths)

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

well mannered boys who are into kinky shit behind closed doors

respectful boys who spank you til you’re bruised

calm boys who only lose it when someone else touches you

Need

You can get it here!

What about one that says I’m bi?

There is one like that too

What about other sexualities?

Sexuali-tees available as requested for those who are pan, ace, queer, lesbian, demi and trans! 

inside your body is PITCH BLACK your cells do all of that in the DARK

self care is swallowing lit matches every 5 minutes so that ur cells can see whatever the fuck they’re doing in there

Up in the club like

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

i hate when i go up north and go to restaurants and the waiter comes to take my order and im like “do yall have sweet tea??” and theyre like “no sweetheart but we have unsweetened iced tea and we can give you some sugar packets!!!” llike no you fucking yankee because now the tea is already cold so the sugar wont dissolve in it and itll all just sink the bottom and be nasty learn basic fucking solubility this is 9th grade chemistry thats why sweet tea exists in the first place you fucking heat the tea up to make it and then while its still hot you add the sugar and then you chill it and its sweet fucking tea i bet you pronounce pecan like peecan too you four seasons-having piece of shit

How the fuck are they burning incense

This was episode 4:20

im not saying i wanna be in love but i wanna be in love

You know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

It’s cool how it feels different putting your head on the foot side of the bed even if it is technically a symmetrical bed that has either a top or bottom.

Women don’t “suddenly” get angry about things while on their period, they were always mad about them and extreme discomfort makes the things seem even more irritating.

When you’re home and the mailman doesn’t knock and leaves the package at the door

this is what a true feminist looks like