LEONARDO DICAPRIO in Once Upon A Time In Hollywood

Pacho @Felix

the beach boys singling me out in a police lineup for arson and fraud charges

Lil Nas at the strip club: a saga.

6ft is not a personality trait

Toot or Boot: a 2,000 year-old civilization made up of 1.7 billion people and over a hundred ethnicities

wearing a necklace is like: *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *moves clasp to the back* *m

oh sweet sweet sounds of 80s synthesizers, alleviate me

me consuming fictional work after fictional work to distract myself from the fact that i exist: i can have a little escapism. as a treat.

fallout is just like real life because you can enter any building and find a filing cabinet full of money but in real life it’s called “stealing” and they will take you to somewhere called “central booking”. the only cool thing you get is a piece of paper with all your personal information on it and it says the date that you get to hangout with some guy who wears a robe and nothing under it

i’m a simple woman. if theres a story where the main leader dude is like “we gotta put together a team” and then it cuts between them finding the team members in various positions that indicate their jobs & personalities in neatly-put-together little vignettes before they all come together and just clash horrifically because they have to learn how to operate with each other, then i am all over that shit like white on rice that’s my favorite fuckin trope 

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

are you supposed to eat the whole brownie

Adam Driver on Saturday Night Live (25th January 2020)

BABIE???