I see this headline:
As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake.
They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:
I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again
Am I allowed to address my followers as "sluts, bitches and whores"? I don't want to exclude anyone by saying ladies and gentlemen
I'm pretty sure the current handbook reccommends "attention all Amtrak passengers" but hey, it's your semi-privatized national rail network so do what you want.
That's for the passengers on a train, none of you fuckers are on a train
If the wi-fi ever fucking worked on the trains, maybe we would be.
thank you doctor for doubling my testosterone. however i turn into a hound of some sorts late into the evenings. i am not complaining but i was not informed of this effect either way
no i think this will find the right audience somehow
Can't tell if this is a werewolf post or a horny post or both
it is, in fact, both and more
Hell yeah brother, get hairy, jerk off, and other stuff also
It’s almost as if focusing on eradicating the factors that drive people to addiction, rather than criminalizing the addiction itself, has a better outcome. who would’ve guessed 🤔🤔🤔
OKAY WAIT I HAVE TO ADD SOMETHING.
One of the other consequences is that Lisbon now does have a drug problem… with fake drugs. Seriously. People are hawking flour as ‘cocaine’ and ground bay leaves as ‘hashish’ to tourists on the street. The police have run anti-bay-leaf campaigns, but they can’t arrest these dealers because the items they’re selling are perfectly legal, and technically if a tourist is stupid enough to buy flour and think it’s cocaine, that’s their own fault.
What a great ‘drug problem’ to have.
Compilation of some of the BG3 lines I found funny
Please tell about the second defense mechanism i can't find anything online about it
yeah i wasn’t sure how much was online abt it so here’s a video 👍
Banana vacuum
*schnoooooooof*
*THUNK*
*schnoooooooof*
*THUNK*
OK, fine, the Brits can take this one W for once.
rare occurence: tfw a christian seems to have read the same book I did
Funniest bit: OP, who is deactivated, made this post expecting people to side with the corporations
after my fall out boy concert i told my mom that they played my second favorite fall out boy song of all time (headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet) and she asked what the song was called (it’s called headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet) so i immediately answered “headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet” and she turned to me and said “there’s no way that’s the name of the song” which gave me the incredible privilege of saying “alexa play ‘headfirst slide into cooperstown on a bad bet’ by fall out boy” to which the alexa responded “NOW PLAYING ‘HEADFIRST SLIDE INTO COOPERSTOWN ON A BAD BET’ BY FALL OUT BOY” and my mother promptly walked out of the room
joined the ranks of oppa homeless style and homestuck cop for playing a song for my mother, more at 11
by fallout boy
Me, Catholic, walking into a Protestant church with no depictions of Mary: where's my mom
Me, Protestant, walking into a Catholic church with many depictions of Mary: Ey look, it's Mary... ey look, it's Mary again... ey look, it's Mary again... ey look
OK, yes, I'll take literally any excuse to tell this story.
Back in the day when we had landline telephones (kids, ask your grandparents), my dad worked for the phone company sending technicians out to people's houses to do installations and repairs. Sometimes, if you were adding new phone jacks, you would go under the house and run a wire up through the floor.
The technician arrived at the house, found the entry to the crawlspace, and crawled inside. Then he crawled back out, walked to the front door, knocked, and when the homeowner answered, said, "Ma'am, I'll be happy to finish installing your phone line as soon as you remove the alligator."
"Oh," she said, "I was wondering where that went."
See, at this time you could go to Florida and buy a baby alligator as a souvenir. Most of them didn't live terribly long in their new homes, but this woman's son had apparently gotten his pet alligator to a reasonable size before it escaped and went under the house, where it survived the Pittsburgh winters by curling around the water heater and eating rats.
I do not know the ultimate fate of the alligator. I do know that even in quite cold climates, the chance you'll find an alligator in your crawlspace is low, but never zero.
OK, yes, I’ll take
literally any excuse
to tell this story.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Hey rarepair shippers, I'm about to change your lives.
The AO3 Primary Ship Search add-on for Firefox (it's called AO3 First Tag Search for Chrome) adds this little checkbox to the AO3 advanced search page
And if you check the box, the search only returns fics where the pairing you entered is the first one tagged. This is better than the otp:true operator imo because it will show fics with secondary/background pairings too as long as your preferred ship is the main one.
You can even use the add-on in Firefox or Kiwi browser on Android mobile.
Have fun 😘
WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!
Granted, not everyone gets the ships in the "right" order, but I'll bet like 90% of them do.
I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Cheesewitching. I respect it.
i feel called out
miku
easy website
some IMPORTANT UPDATES
stay tuned for the resolution
THIS IS WHAT I WAS TELLING EARLIER
A.FUCKI G.REAL LIFE LWJ. A fkn modern wangxian au this is crazy
PLEASE GO ON REDDIT AND CHECK THE UPDATES!!!!
THERE’S MOOOORE
This is a hell of a ride but this is the Queer romance of arranged Marraige actually turning romance and ahhh i love it so much
GOOD FOR THEM!
this is adorable but i’m still just stuck on ‘he keeps crawling into my lap and cuddling and nuzzling me, but i can’t tell if he LIKES ME-likes me, please help’
dude
if you read romances and think “no one is that oblivious in real life” i have some news for you my friend
god. kings.
So sweet and funny
This just made my day!
