rooooool
That’s what you get when you ignore the Sturgeon General’s warning.
john karkat is entering kindergarten this fall
marsgal27
john karkat will be graduating first grade this spring
foetushinata
happy eighth birthday john karkat
today in homestuck
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 9th of July, 2023, is this young man’s birthday. Although it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a (better) name!
What will the name of this young man be?
I've acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from
the baby has one parent's little face marking thing and the other's coat because they're a little horse family the world is a beautiful place
2 Sumatran tiger cubs were just born at the Memphis Zoo which is awesome bc they are critically endangered and also I am losing my mind over this image of the cubs and their mom. The babies’ tails make a heart….
this is probably some pacific northwest shit but who the FUCK calls these potato wedges
theyre called jojos you fuckin amoeba
those are potato wedges.
no the fuck they are not theyre jojos
why. are they going on a bizarre adventure????
oh, you're invincible, you say? *easily vinces you*
oh, you're unlovable, you say? *easily loves you*
Love seeing this post going around because there are only two reactions
1) people who have seen the above addition, being emotional
2) people who haven’t, trying to fight 8ball-wizard to the death
don't forget the very important third reaction:
3) people named vince
we DO grow old and happy. btw.
And you find love and it stays with you.
if i was on the great british bake off i'd leap the picket fence and escape the tent. i'd be across the grass and in the trees by the time paul hollywood fetched his gun
there’s no way humans could build the Eiffel Tower
must've been the animals
Peer reviewed and passed.
macklemore really just said walk into the club like what up I got a big cock and we just accepted that. what was going on in 2012
you’re in a clown car with a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy and a beautiful boy
joking that an adult character who acts childish doesnt know what sex is will never be as funny as saying the same thing about a big tough murderman videogame protag
"papyrus doesnt know what sex is" is nothing "solid snake doesnt know what sex is" is an instant killer
nothing but respect for my ace king
Technically speaking according to Doom lore, Doomguy is qualified to become the Pope.
nothing but respect for my ace pope
"I've been thinking about" something I've thought of for 5 seconds
"it just occurred to me" this has been bugging me for 11 years.
