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November 1st

December 1st

Bill Skarsgård and Bill Hader on set for IT Chapter 2

I did a thing…am I funny yet LOL

please read this

I’m still not over this boys are so dumb

The sound effects and editing actually killed me hsjdksla

why she eat pickles like she sucking dick

Have you had a hot pickle before?

yes

I eat it like a pickle

You must be fun at parties

i truly honestly feel bad for people who don’t think spongebob was ever funny

Oh my god I found the whole video

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

oh my god.

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

Phineas and Ferb takes place in a post-scarcity society where poverty has been eliminated and resources come so cheaply and so abundantly that a Dr. Doofenshmirtz can rent an entire building and fund his evil inventions with an alimony check, and Phineas and Ferb can fund all of their projects with a simple allowance that they get off of their dad’s antique shop revenue. In this essay 

All Bojack Horseman posters

i have not edited this or added any audio. this is exactly how it is on the channel

omfg

A representation of my thought process at all times

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

okay so a friend of mine gave me these magnetic letters to put on my fridge that he bought at a dollar store

and it has typical writing on it that you would expect to find on a dollar store alphabet set “helps children learn to spell” etc.

but after we opened it we saw the Z had been covering a message:

wh-

whjj whO IS yuoUR TARGET DEmoGRAPHiC

ppl who dont even like shakespeare: WOW how DARE you alter the original text these are CLASSICS have you no RESPECT, going around DESECRATING these sacred texts in the name of POLITICAL CORRECTNESS!!!!!!!!!

people who love shakespeare: im going to stage a production of hamlet where all the actors are dogs

it’s what he would have wanted 

Okay so the universal law of Shakespeare, as I’ve heard it, is that you can take things out, you can rearrange them, you just cannot add anything in that conflicts with the original texts. So while you cannot have a production of romeo and juliet where the houses get along and they get married, it’s perfectly acceptable to replace all the actors with dogs in hamlet because the characters are never outright stated to not be dogs.

“The characters are never outright stated not to be dogs”

“It was never a part of their journey” but better.

BUT King Hamlet’s Ghost must be portrayed by a Great Dane.

In the Incredible’s 2 Dash is seen laying on his back and kicking to the air on two separate occasions against an enemy. Given that the movie is set in Chicago, we can assume he sat through a Detective J.J. Bittenbinder “Street Smarts” assembly at school. In this essay, I will…

where’s the rest of the essay op

He loves it when we set fire to food and then sing about it. Happy Birthday, to a good old dog.

this video makes me so happy inside i can’teven describe it

He’s so happy he doesn’t know what to do with himself.

The Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, and Mothman are actually old gods, each controlling Water, Earth, and Air respectively. Fire was banished years ago, but no one knows what they were, or why they were exiled.