Jojo the Mighty

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

*if it changes every time or something, just go with your immediate instinct

my friend and I were arguing over this today so please tell me

Don't even worry about all that

#well why did he even buy a scrying mirror if he didn’t expect his familiar to scry

people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.

just had an absolutely atrocious thought

Notes are in complete agreement

"Who radicalized you"

Actually I was taught at home that it's rude to be shitty at other people for no reason, and then some americans decided that this is a radical political ideology.

Orgasm denial but in the same way people talk about the moon landing being faked

oh there's "video evidence" that orgasms are real because you saw it in a porn? you know those are paid actors, right?

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

Not sure why this park thought the first two sign language words they needed to teach to kids were “Ghost” and “Run”

Unique coat colors on cats 🖤

Hat tip @sweetlyfez !

can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love