I could function in a society that had an actual nightlife that isn't synonymous with just clubbing. Where are the night markets what if I want to go to the library at midnight
i’m curious what’s your sign and would u rather have elf ears or fangs? and why?
From The New Anecdota Americana, 1944
diversity win! this farmer is poly
they were so right for making June be pride month, optimal time to wear a slutty crop top & see happy trails on everyone
me: hey we need to get this done we only have a few hours left
brain: ok
me:
brain:
me: why are you opening tumblr
me: hey we need to
get this done we only have
a few hours left
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
oh shit, it's 3/21/23, 32123, palindrome day
don't worry, your'e still in time for 3/22/23, 32223, palindrome day the second
Fifteen years ago today, Cosmo had an idea.
hey. don’t cry. crush two cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?
PEACE AND LOVE!!!!!!!!
The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
