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Lilac Winds

@lilac-masquerade

Lilac, I go by he/him pronouns unless informed otherwise, I reblog a lot and I'm very active, feel free to chat with me!

Hey guys, so I live in tiny ass Texas and I love to write, unfortunately, writing inclusive stuff is a pain cause there is NO diversity here, so do y’all think you could me some advise on different hair care techniques for different hairstyles for different cultures or ethnicities? Cause I know stuff is different for everyone and I don’t want to fuck up, it would mean the WORLD to me! (Also, advice for other day to day things that I might not know would also be SUPER helpful!)

Once a father, always a father.

This quick continuation of my Connor and Hank Nightmare comic is a big thank you to all of you amazing people who have brought my follower count to over 10,000. :’3 I’m still in shock that you’ve all helped me reach this goal. Thank you SO MUCH!!

Plus, I needed to have some comfort for Connor from Hank to follow up all of that angst. X’D 

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It sucks, friends

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Just got far enough out of our bankruptcy that our credit is starting to heal.

Middle-class, American-born-and-raised Brit here. Believe me when I say the loss of the NHS is probably my biggest fear. The NHS is struggling currently (and for whatever my personal experience is worth, it has deteriorated over the last decade). However, the US style of healthcare is so manifestly, clearly inferior in terms of cost vs outcome that it's unthinkable any reasonable government would even consider it.

The problem in that sentence, unfortunately, is 'reasonable.'

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Remember that bit where “Joe” went around asking Brits to guess how much basic ass healthcare costs people in the United States? (link)

Don’t let your politicians Americanize—aka privatize & profitize—the NHS any more than they already have, because it sucks!

As a USian, I have to tell you, it's even worse than having to pay a lot for your health care. What actually happens is that you simply don't get health care.

Years ago I was very broke when my doc recommended a CT scan. CT scans cost about $3k with insurance. I did not have $3k. I felt okay, so I didn't get it.

Five years later I had a third of my lung removed when it collapsed from the cancer that could've been caught early if not for the price tag.

Privatized health care kills. It nearly killed me already. I'm confident that, when I die, it will be from something that could've been avoided if I could've just fucking paid for it.

THIS IS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENS WHEN YOU FORGET TO RINSE THE TUB OUT AFTER USING A LUSH INTERGALATIC BATHBOMB!

He’s fine. He got a bath.

Lush glitter is made of seaweed.

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I hope you don’t mind but I drew your cat

I think you should be allowed to invert spells

For Example:

  • Vicious Mockery: Heal an ally by complimenting them
  • Hellish Rebuke: If someone heals you, you heal them back
  • Dispel Magic: Make someone else's spell more powerful
  • Magic Missile: Launch a series of deadly magic bolts that always miss.
  • Feathfall: Slam into the ground at terminal velocity from any height
  • Commune With Outer Plane: God calls you up and asks you questions about your life
  • Invisibility: Become extremely loud, garish looking and obnoxious until you attack someone
  • Plane Shift: Bring another plane of existence to where you are
  • Daylight: Put out the sun
  • Disguse Self: Writes your name on your head in sharpie
  • Leomund's Tiny Hut: Burn Leomund's house down, wherever he's living now
  • Death Ward: You cast it and just keel over on the spot.

See? The possibilities are endless