Hi, I'm a slut for pizza.

you: birds aren’t that great

me: 

you: holy shit

such a piece of art you are

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

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okay but i’m just saying that you’d look good on top of me, soooo

The only pain I want to feel in 2019 is the tattoo needle pain.

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FUCK, MAN! FUCK!!!!

music so loud you can’t feel a damn thing

I’d love to relax but it’s just not realistic

my kink is when people tell me they were thinking about me