I don't get why this is horrifying other than it being a mass shooting?

Is it that they used up so much ink to make a point?

Read closer, each of those lines is a different incident

Oh fuck.

western cat twitters are like “HoOman” and japanese cat twitters are like “Today I will consider the state of things.”

you forgot russian cat tumblr

Russian cats are right in the middle of the two

actually japanese cat twitters sound verbose to us because the translation loses a detail: it’s all written in katakana, which is considered childish or illiterate!

so japanese cats are really saying “today i wiww conshidah the state of fings ^owo^”

Also the only reason the Russian sounds semi childish is because of the lack of definite or indefinite articles (the, a/an), which Russian just doesn’t have in its language anyway

The corrected translation with English grammar would be “I am a wave” which is neither childish or verbose its just factual and simple

our tasteful callbacks vs their garish references

Our clever Easter Eggs vs their desperate pandering 

Our impactful foreshadowing vs their clumsy Chekhov’s gun

For the neighbors below

@elodieunderglass

Thank you so much, a truly horrible thing with legs!

oh man the tshirt design scraper bots went so hard with this one

A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:

I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.

Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"

Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.

[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]

Hello to everyone asking for an update!

The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.

Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."

Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.

Hey you guys should make this into a meme.

Hows this?

Perfect

there's just nothing that beats being at home. the world will try to convince me i should be doing more and it's like yeah but im at home

like if youre at home right now just take a minute to be like UGH yes im at home 

I like it when people add '_eng' to a downloadable file to show it's the English version because eng means scary in Dutch and downloading files from the internet is very scary indeed

This blog is continued on side B. To keep scrolling, please remove the blog, turn it over, re-insert it, and press "play"

Hey op, there are people on here who don’t know what a B-side is

That doesn't seem like something I would have jurisdiction over

tired of arguing over which flag is most inclusive of trans ppl when the answer has been obvious all along.

the green stripe is for the money that cis people give trans people so we can pursue transition, the white stripe is for the whipped cream, and the red is for the blood of our enemies.

sorry lazar im gonna have to disagree with you. theres a clear winner for most inclusive trans flag and it isnt olive garden bottomless breadstick baskets.

the green stripe is for the money that cis people give to trans people so we can pursue transition, the white stripe is for the whipped cream, and the red dragon is allowed to do whatever the fuck he wants forever because he's a motherfucking red dragon on a pride flag, bitchesssss.

but where will we put the parmesan cheese

in my belly?????? duh???????????

surprisingly for some, biden's plan of dropping billions and billions more dollars onto police departments has not, in fact, led to a reduction in cops killing people, stealing their stuff, destroying in general. even more shocking; the killing and thefts and destruction by police have increased?

somehow it seems as if giving them more money and gear has led to them committing more murder and robbery? which is weird because that's exactly what happened last time biden demanded those exact same measures.

huh

nature's mysteries I guess

Time after time, duly elected Democratic officials do exactly what Republicans want.

maybe the precincts aren't a strategic enough target

Let's burn down the White House but also every precinct on the way

i'm still absolutely enraged by the fact that the police funding bill was called the George Floyd Act Fucking evil

I'm just gonna come out and say the controversial thing that's been weighing on me for months now.

I am visibly Trans and I experience transphobia on a regular basis. I have never once been misgendered or made to feel uncomfortable by a member of my Jewish community.

I am visibly Jewish and I experience anti-Judaism on a regular basis. I am consistently devalued, shunned, and othered by Queer people in Queer spaces and Queer communities because of my Jewish identity.

LGBTQIA+ people need to do better to accommodate religious minorities. Anti-Jewish sentiment due to Queer-based religious trauma isn't any better, kinder, or more moral than anti-Jewish sentiment due to white supremacy.

still a very basic beginner in learning german, but gonna try to make more posts using it as i continue to teach myself. hope that is okay! if i get anything wrong, feel free to correct me! bis bald!

Hi! I'm also currently trying to learn German! If you ever want to practice together, I'm not very good at it so conversing in Germa with me might give you an ego boost!

(Hallo! Ich lernst Deutsche auch, aber ich bin nein gut.)

check out this periodic table

I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

Forever a favorite

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