Will u join the challenge?

is there a reason for this? like is this part of a strike or something im not aware of? 

i cannot believe im this fucking stupid 

Ralph, pick a number between 1 and 10

four of course because it’s my lucky number

Good cause that’s your IQ

happy anniversary to the post that ruined my life

*moves chair over to the left* interior designer

famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they’re so ingrained in pop culture

star wars

Kip how could you hide this gem in the tags

Oh my god

A closeup for those who are not true believers of what this man has to offer

This is a kid’s game

Do you think that kids are not allowed to go to museums

And for those that are unaware, this statue was in previous Animal Crossing games, it was just never this HD

Children should not be sold HD dicks. This is how gay people are made.

oh my god….sonic for real justice AND butch hartman in one post

…never thought id see the day

one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

A deeply touching story

mods are asleep post grandpas fucked up bed from stardew valley

remembering that kakashi was fuckign 26 years old when he got assigned team seven is blowing my mind right now. I was naruto’s age when I got sucked into this shit and now I’m kakashi’s and like,,,I get it. my man got assigned the generation’s WORST of the WORST gremlin children and he did the best he fuckin’ could. he nearly dies on every mission because sasuke refuses to go to anger management and naruto is so dumb he probably can’t even read. he’s got like 7 summons that are dogs and he could be spending all his time with them but is he/?? no. he’s got a sharingan making him so Perpetually Exhausted it’s a straight up medical condition and he has to spend all his free time restraining the two finalists of Konoha’s Next Top Orphan from getting people killed instead of like….teaching them. 26 years old and all that unbelievable bullshit. god. and!! then when he finally gets to take a fucking nap they make him hokage I honestly can’t believe he did it. wasn’t even 30 fucking years old. I can’t believe he didn’t leave the damn village himself.

Whoever’s running the humane society twitter has a great sense of humor

anytime someone from the UK orders a print from me I’m delighted because the addresses tend to be charming and sound completely made-up, I just suspend my disbelief and accept that I’m sending a package someplace with a name like Bristleberry House at Ditchmallow in Brambleford-on-Cotton—incredible lmaooo I bet this gets delivered to you by a badger in a little coat

*does the sound from down with the sickness while alone*

Fuck. This just reminded me I need to hit Tommy up with plans to hang out

Oh fuck. You better let him know

it is literally almost 2am and im sitting here being scared of the united states like what the fuck there are so many people there!!!!! and they're all just speaking with their american accent like hello??? how do you not just laugh all the time. americans wake up and go to their american jobs and american schools that's so fucking weird. i imagine it as a fake place because it's where everywhere on tv is.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN AMERICAN ACCENT?? HAVE YOU HEARD THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TEXANS AND OHIOANS???

do you think i know what ohio is

but now i’m just picturing a spider hopping along on one leg

Like taYLOR SWIFT.

touch hot things? like Tyler? so you have the urge to touch Tyler

everyone misunderstood this i wasnt calling taylor swift hot (she’s pretty but im very gay) she literally likes touching hot things 

bringin this back

I’m getting “she’s pretty but I’m very gay” printed on a mug

shimmering sparkly top // from this store

My life goals

*O*

Your life goals are to stand in a car garage with a sparkly top on?