not for nothing but "chastity until marriage" and "lifelong strict monogamy" is every bit as much kink as piss or free use or knotting is. we just don't call it that because those weirdly specific and highly fetishized sexual practices are institutionalized and considered normative.
what are traditional catholic values if not just an overly elaborate and widely accepted version of a breeding kink
even the top gets called a faggot
wait THAT’S why my wife always says “son boy allowed” about our cat??
happy 5 years to son boy allowed
Son boy is old enough to read the son boy allowed sign
Fantasy binder.
there’s just a whole dimension filled with tity
Imagine not knowing the bliss of the tit dimension
official boob post
You gotta keep going. There's women.
are there cute men also?
God, I hope so.
whenever i complete chores i get an achievement banner pop up in my head dark souls style
when your pet comes to you from another room, the preceding moments meant that they were alone somewhere and thought about YOU, an animal brain literally thought about you and came to you to see what you were doing. that’s love, unconditional.
link's face before eating dubious food is so funny to me
he hasn't even tasted it yet he's just bracing himself for it
Things that would fix the internet immediately:
WHY IS HOMESTUCK TRENDING
watching people on tiktok consume borax is uh. something.
having to say “don’t eat borax” was not on my 2023 bingo
Can’t believe in the year 2023 we have to say: do not consume borax. It will not provide a “parasite cleanse”, it does not combat the “evil fluoride” in your water, and it is not a super mineral. It will damage your organs. Also, it’s not rated for human consumption so frankly, who knows what it’s cross-contaminated with (my personal bet would be arsenic).
Absolutely love when I Google something I've never heard of and find the reason I've never heard of it is because it's been banned in the EU for safety concerns
I used borax on my carpets for fleas. Because it literally eats through their exoskeleton/egg shells and kills them. It made the bottoms of my feet just a little bit hot when I walked over the carpet. Who - who out there comes UP with this stuff in the first place? Like - who's ground zero for 'I must ingest a corrosive salt laundry detergent?'
Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
