everything is horrible

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X-Files Season 6 behind the scenes

they make the best aliens because little girls are fucking bizarre, nobody else can match that energy

In an interview he said that the boys always ended up breaking their costumes bc they would fight each other, but the girls Got. Into. Character. and were amazing creepy little aliens. 

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

Also: If I’m not going to make money from it, why should I help save the world from a global pandemic???

The people who discovered insulin patented it for a dollar each so it would be affordable when it was discovered too.

1998 nickelodeon trade ad

It’s amazing how they could make an ad from 1998 that looks like a shitpost made a week ago.

“Adults kissing each other and getting mad”

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

YALL GHOSTS BETTA SANG @lyricism1898

When does the album drop?

Here in August, getting in that Halloween mood.  

This is weirdly cute and enchanting

This man is trapped in his house with what's going to be like 1000 giant moths and it is somehow the funniest thing I have seen in days.

being a babyfaced old soul is great because people are constantly confused by your age. am I 18?? am I 24?? am I 35?? am I an 800 year old witch that stays youthful by eating the hearts of men? honestly anything is possible

local cat perturbed by his own beans

profs r like. i understand that times are difficult rn <3 so here are 4 hrs worth of readings and videos <3 

I guess this is how I’m processing what we’re all going through right now. I had the stray thought, “What is Spider-Man doing during all this?” and this happened. On the one hand, it’s kinda sloppy and inconsistent, but on the other hand, I had the idea Sunday night and I’m posting this Wednesday night. 5 color pages in 4 nights is pretty good work. Anyway. Hope everyone’s safe out there.

This is brilliant and I love it. 

I'm tired of It

I am a woman seeking:

⚪️ Men

⚪️ Women

🔘 A moss-covered cottage deep in the forest surrounded by fae folk and botanical gardens

My dramatic ass when anything goes even slightly wrong

in this house we do grandma activities